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Cannibal Kane
Kane's Terrorist
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Posted - 2011.09.06 13:20:00 -
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This was just your average can flipping.
What made this special is the total over reaction of this guy.
I was on my way back to my home station and as i normally do I run a quick directional through the belts to see what is there.
I see a Covetor and a can so i warp to belt flip an and he promptly leaves. Only to come back with a badger and then promptly loose his badger. At this point most people dock up for the rest of the 15 minutes so i pop the can and wreck to get back on route.
I had to do a double take since this guy warps back into the same belt with his Covetor and start mining again. Needless to say, he lost that ship as well.
Then he convos me...
*Sorry if the cuss filter does not work. It might have crashed due to all the **** it had to add.
[20:16:27] Victim; ur a ****ing ****** [20:16:43] Cannibal Kane ; i gave you a choice [20:16:52] Cannibal Kane ; you took the wrong one [20:16:59] Victim; no u didnt u ***** [20:17:09] Victim; ur a studipid little kid [20:17:33] Cannibal Kane ; *stupid [20:17:43] Victim; i dont have ****ing isk cuz im not a ****ing *** that lives off this game like its my real life [20:18:12] Cannibal Kane ; good one... yet your the one crying about a loss [20:18:36] Victim; u stupid dumb ****ing *** i wish i knew what u looked like i dont give a **** if i go to jail i wanna cripple u u ****ing stupid little kid [20:18:50] Victim; **** u [20:19:04] Cannibal Kane ; wow.... internet space ships are serious busniess huh? [20:19:06] Victim; go **** ur mother u ***** faggoot [20:19:43] Cannibal Kane ; would you like a carebear hug? [20:19:54] Victim; i hope ur mother gets rapped and killed [20:20:07] Victim; go **** ur mother [20:20:29] Cannibal Kane ; you said that one already.. dig a bit deaper in your repretuar of insults [20:21:08] Victim; and go jump off a bridge i hope u get beat up and wen u do remember me id ****ing kill u u ****ing ****** id **** ur mom infront of you [20:21:23] Victim; go **** ur mother [20:21:24] Cannibal Kane ; a little more.... [20:21:32] Cannibal Kane ; then breath deep and breath out [20:21:33] Victim; go **** your mother [20:21:57] Cannibal Kane ; if you hurry you can get a nother ship to loose? [20:22:39] Victim; lol ur a stupid kid i ****ing cant belive the **** ull go though while growing up . ull get hit soo ****ing hard u wont remember your name or ull be made fun of [20:23:16] Cannibal Kane ; yep... you hit the spot right there... but you don;t see my crying over internet space ships.... [20:23:29] Cannibal Kane ; you sure your not talking to yourself in the mirror right now? [20:23:39] Cannibal Kane ; and accidently typing it in here [20:23:45] Victim; go get me 20 mil [20:24:06] Victim; i want 20 mill [20:24:13] Cannibal Kane ; i;ll drop it in my can right here.. go get a ship quicly to pick it up [20:25:31] Victim; you think this is funny? youu shouldnt **** with people youu dont know. i suggest you get me 20 mill and we call it even. [20:26:02] Cannibal Kane ; how about you give me 20 mil... for my trouble and for wasting my ammo on you [20:26:29] Victim; do you live in america or canada [20:26:38] Cannibal Kane ; canada [20:26:48] Victim; where in canada [20:27:07] Victim; ?? [20:27:18] Cannibal Kane ; toronto [20:27:36] Victim; yeah right [20:27:51] Victim; hey r u busy today?
At this point his tone changes, I don't really live in Canada, but google is awesome when you want to find out about places.
[20:28:01] Cannibal Kane ; not really [20:28:09] Cannibal Kane ; just shooting at idiots [20:28:59] Victim; wanna meet me at the timmies on jane n finch at around 8 pm [20:29:41] Cannibal Kane ; im on the other side of north york [20:29:58] Cannibal Kane ; but sure [20:32:24] Victim; dude dont even bother, stick to ur video games man i feel bad ****ing up a kid cuz of a game, but i just want you to know u relly pissed me off still. and dont go to that area cuz if i c a little white kid ill punch u [20:32:52] Cannibal Kane ; you a strong manly man.... give me my 20mil [20:33:02] Victim; lol [20:33:18] Victim; nice battle little kid next time ill put up a fight
At the end he seems less tense about his loss. I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist
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Cannibal Kane
Kane's Terrorist
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Posted - 2011.09.09 20:07:00 -
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Miregar Shakor wrote:This one for the bears who think our lives are only fun and games. Piracy is not only glamour and tears, it's also a hard job. It's a grind too! This time a two months old toon: (victim comes back for 'his' ore with an indy and loots the flipped can; I catch him doing it, scram him and a fire up the convo) [ 2011.03.27 16:31:33 ] Miregar Shakor > hello there n++[ 2011.03.27 16:31:41 ] victim > hi n++[ 2011.03.27 16:31:54 ] Miregar Shakor > i am very sorry you get to be a victim of a crime n++[ 2011.03.27 16:32:09 ] Miregar Shakor > but let's get to business, shall we? n++[ 2011.03.27 16:32:24 ] victim > rusish n++[ 2011.03.27 16:32:41 ] Miregar Shakor > sorry, i do not speak good russian (open fire) n++[ 2011.03.27 16:32:52 ] victim > -é-ï n++[ 2011.03.27 16:33:02 ] victim > -ç-¦ -¦-¦-+-¦-¦-ê ? n++[ 2011.03.27 16:33:49 ] victim > ??? (half armor) n++[ 2011.03.27 16:33:51 ] Miregar Shakor > I wil let you go for 1.000.000 isk n++[ 2011.03.27 16:34:00 ] Miregar Shakor > you have 30 seconds to pay n++[ 2011.03.27 16:34:16 ] victim > ok (cease fire) n++[ 2011.03.27 16:34:18 ] Miregar Shakor > 20 seconds (wallet flashes) n++[ 2011.03.27 16:34:45 ] Miregar Shakor > thank you n++[ 2011.03.27 16:35:08 ] Miregar Shakor > In the future, please be carefull with the can's you empty n++[ 2011.03.27 16:35:16 ] Miregar Shakor > dasvidanyia n++[ 2011.03.27 16:35:17 ] victim > ok ??? n++[ 2011.03.27 16:35:25 ] victim > bay Just another day at the office...
A real pirate always Honors ransoms, your certainly a better person than i am.
Good thing I'm not a pirate though.
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist
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Cannibal Kane
Kane's Terrorist
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Posted - 2011.09.16 05:53:00 -
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WatsonMayte wrote:You should post about how your Corp dropped alliance after your 10 man fleet lost to our 3 man fleet That's a story I would like to hear. But yeah also post the self destruct story.
lol was that the self destruct dude? I will post the local chat log when i am back on my rig. I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist
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Cannibal Kane
Kane's Terrorist
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Posted - 2011.09.17 09:31:00 -
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Today a Narwhal flipped my can....
I was shocked to see a Duck here, I have no delusions about what I do... I am an asshat, but to see a duck do the same surprised me.
Anyway engaged and his ship was stabbed.
So that is where i left and went on with my marry way, and here he comes back in a Drake. Awesome i thought, he's an older player so i will get my drake. Knowing I would probly die I engaged.
He went down like a sack of shyte, unfortunately my web and disruptor was not enough to keep him from burning out of range and warping away just as he hit armor.
Today I Missed out on a kill from a running duck...
A side note... I thought the Narwhal's were your more upstanding Alliance, or i am mistaken since they seem to flip cans as well? I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist
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Cannibal Kane
Kane's Terrorist
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Posted - 2011.09.19 12:37:00 -
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Chitsa Jason wrote:We have no rules of engagement. Everyone in the alliance is free to engage in PVP as they see fit.
ah ok... I like you guys, in a fondling rubbing kind of way. I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist
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Cannibal Kane
Kane's Terrorist
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Posted - 2011.10.06 05:41:00 -
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I was on one of my travels and decided to doc up in Jouv.
figured the locals has been getting lax wth me not around there anymore. Scanned the belts on directional and saw a can with a bantam and a Raven.
Warp to and there it was, seems like a two friends mining with the Raven buddie pilot there for Anti Flipper Duties. The can belonging to the Raven pilot and the bantam mining into it.
So I got my little Merlin into gear thinking wth... If I loose it I loose in a blaze of retardation engaging a Raven.
So.. click click, can flipped. The Raven yellow boxes me and starts firing his cruise missles doing a whopping 11 damage. My passive recharge rate was tanking him, so I wait for the drones as I start to engage. No drones? Slowly eating into his shields, slowly wearing him down with my Merlin.
Local erupts into an orgy of TEARS about how can a ship as cheap as mine survive this long against a Raven. 10 minutes later and Jouv Local looking like Jita local the Raven pops.
Threats of petitions for cheating since there is no way a Merlin can kill a Raven.
In this case... Yes it can. Never gage a Character by his age.
Killmail I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist
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Cannibal Kane
Kane's Terrorist
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Posted - 2011.10.06 08:23:00 -
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Alice Saki wrote:This is Worth more than a 'Cool Story Bro' :D
Sometimes I loose sometimes I win where I don't know how the hell that was possible. Like my 425mm Harbinger killing a Tengu and a Scorpion.
No need to share those since they just logged off afterwards. I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist
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Cannibal Kane
Kane's Terrorist
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Posted - 2011.10.06 12:48:00 -
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Another stop, running DSCAN on the belts.. see a miner in a osprey with a can.
Warp to 0 with my little Vengeance I lovingly call Black Sunshine.
Flip the can and away he warps only to come back with a Caracal fitted wit Heavy Launchers. POP goes the Caracal...
And it did not take log for the emails to arrive.
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Victim: your an ******* you know that? steal my ore and kill me.
Kane: hey.... I did not shoot first. I only defended myself from an agressor. And you jet canned.... which means it is now mine since i collect people trash they dump.
Victim: i was obviously jet can mining...dont try and act like your not a ****
Kane: I did not shoot first, you were obviously the aggressor and ended up on the wrong side of my rockets.... don't try to hide your murderous tendancies. I see right through you.
Victim: my account is less then 2 weeks old...that was the first time i ever attacked anyone..murderous tendancies? i was trying to defend my ore...you just stole my ore for no reason..i did nothing wrong to you. you are pathetic. earn your own and stop stealing the hard work of others
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After that it as just more swearing at which point I went on with my business
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist
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Cannibal Kane
Umkhonto we Sizwe
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Posted - 2011.10.18 10:09:00 -
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I think I met my fav War Target...
All I am going to say is this.
We caught him in an ORCA, he promptly ejects and gets his pod out of there. Free ORCA. Next day we catch him in a HULK, he promptly ejects and gets his pod out of there. Free HULK.
Now most will be thinking.... FREE isk. BAH... they look nicer on a Killboard.
Now I am hoping that we Catch him in a Faction Battle Ship. One must have his Dreams I guess. The Crazy South African.
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Cannibal Kane
Umkhonto we Sizwe
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Posted - 2011.10.27 23:34:00 -
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Let me get this going again...
So there I was sitting on a gate with a Corp mate waiting for a WT. But local seems busy about somebody talking about spending all his isk buying a Bhaalgorn. Can't help but think that is something I would really like on my Killbaord one day.
And then this:
Victim in Local: Anybody need repairs? i have armor and shields drones.
My head starts turning and I convo the nearest guy on the gate in a bantam, offering him 10mil if he takes my can and allow me to shoot his ship until half armor. He agrees so i shoot his ship and ask him to ask the Victim for repairs.
They meet at the first belt and the Victim proceeds to Repair his armor using drones... ofcourse the Bhaalgorn goes red, pleas of mercy ensues in local as the Bhaalgorn blows up.
Apperantly I made a big mistake and will pay dearly for what I have done.
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=14506702 The Crazy South African.
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Cannibal Kane
Umkhonto we Sizwe
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Posted - 2011.11.02 18:48:00 -
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Been an interesting couple of days.
Got 3 wars running, Targets seems to be working together, so they managed to pop 2 of my new players T3 cruisers one at a time as they landed. We just landed a few seconds later as the second T3 popped.
A valuable lesson indeed for them and one they richly deserved, I laughed, they did not think it was funny.
So we start going to work on them... without their much older players 3 of us take on a fleet of 8 which is reduced to 4 as the rest run to dock up and jump out. My harby was tanking all their damage.. did not even need to start flashing the RR
So after all that... (and a couple of hit and runs from me) this starts:
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From: Victim Sent: 2011.11.02 17:50 To: Cannibal Kane,
I'm done with this war, and you. End the war with "us retards" or I will personally make you my *****. I will camp you every moment I'm online. You can say you found someone else to mess with, but the war with this corp is done. ________________________________________
Ofcourse being my colorfull self i never treated emails like these to serious or pay them much attention. So I basicly told them, after that mail I will now end the war when I feel like it. And to be honest.. who really wants to end wars anyway? or Maybe when they pay you to end it.
So what does one reply after that?
He's going to post on the forums... I don't know what im going to do. The forums are like the end all of everything... IM DOOMED.
He promtly responded that he will be making his own to come after me. Something tells me i'm doing something right. The Crazy South African.
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Cannibal Kane
Count With Teddy Mercenaries
70
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Posted - 2011.11.14 05:19:00 -
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Sitting in Soba, I got into my Bestower to pickup all the junk people leave behind in the belts.
I pop a can in the first belt, and move a hulks contents that he discarded into a can into mine for later pickup. I notice another can nearby of a Kind and Gentle Dramiel pilot as well. So I move his thing over to my can as well.
Apperantly he did not take kindly to me keeping the system clean. And started shooting at me. How Rude is what I would say.
So he there I am in my Bestower being shot at by this pesky fly. I target him... engage my neuts, scram and web, reppers and that stops the Dramiel pilot dead in his tracks. He cannot move quick enough to get away from my Bestower who I am tanking without much trouble.
I start shooting at him with my Medium Pulse Lasors. He is going down quickly, I call on coms for a corp mate who would like to share this glorious kill. Sharing is good, it makes people happy.
To bad I did not get the Final Blow... a ship like that always looks being popped by an Industrial.
All I can say is.... Shield Tanked Dramiel... ummm yeah WTF?
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=14606321 The Crazy South African.
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Cannibal Kane
Count With Teddy Mercenaries
85
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Posted - 2011.11.30 10:23:00 -
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Solinuas wrote:lol i've almost had that happen agro was one second from ending when i caught him, i seriously though my 2bil legion would get concorded.........
It would have sucked if it did and it was to kill a badger. The Crazy South African.
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Cannibal Kane
Count With Teddy Mercenaries
88
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Posted - 2011.12.07 06:27:00 -
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Dunbar Hulan wrote:Curious, how does your average piracy encounter play out? Victims pay up ? Or do they just say " F*** it- shoot me"
Depends on how many times they have been killed after paying a ransom. By default minnie pilots pay F ' All. On the other hand people that fly caldari/gallente ships seems to pay alot easier. Amarr Ship like the Minnie ships, they go down fighting.
This is from my personal experience so ofcourse it will differ for others. "Demoralize the Enemy from within by Surprise, Terror, Sabotage, Assassination. This method of Guarilla Warfare is the only Method of Warfare for me"
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Cannibal Kane
Count With Teddy Mercenaries
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Posted - 2011.12.12 11:38:00 -
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Chribba wrote:[ 1958.04.26 04:14:13 ] Veldspar > PLEASE NO! [ 1958.04.26 04:14:28 ] Chribba > I must save you!
http://i.imm.io/7D1h.jpeg
"Demoralize the Enemy from within by Surprise, Terror, Sabotage, Assassination. This method of Guarilla Warfare is the only Method of Warfare for me"
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Cannibal Kane
Count With Teddy Mercenaries
96
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Posted - 2011.12.12 12:13:00 -
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Chribba wrote:Cannibal Kane wrote:Chribba wrote:[ 1958.04.26 04:14:13 ] Veldspar > PLEASE NO! [ 1958.04.26 04:14:28 ] Chribba > I must save you! http://i.imm.io/7D1h.jpeg It's...!! It's like we're brothers!! Long lost...!!
OMG... I always knew... I felt it in the pit of my stomach. My Brother....
Can I have a Billion isk? "Demoralize the Enemy from within by Surprise, Terror, Sabotage, Assassination. This method of Guarilla Warfare is the only Method of Warfare for me"
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Cannibal Kane
Count With Teddy Mercenaries
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Posted - 2011.12.16 03:51:00 -
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sometimes a kill is worth more than isk.
.... what am I saying, it always is. "Demoralize the Enemy from within by Surprise, Terror, Sabotage, Assassination. This method of Guarilla Warfare is the only Method of Warfare for me"
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Cannibal Kane
Count With Teddy Mercenaries
99
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Posted - 2011.12.22 06:10:00 -
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Well it's been a while and did not think any of the new Story are as good as the old but...
This morning I was on my way to nourv to run some locators and decided stop by in Jouv.
3 members from the Veyr alliance was in system 2 of them has lost a few ships to me. 1 never engaged during the war.
Although the one that never engage talk the most smack.
Did not take long for them to notice me when they start. His fav smack is telling you, you are a whimp and or a kid, and posting his home address in hollywood. I think he is trying to compansate for not having a life by posting things like he is mike portny and crap.
Two of them were flying tengu's and I a merlin which they tried to suicide with a megathron... failed. I swap to my Legion when I see the two Tengu's and a rifter.
These two guys keep on smacking in local and for a short moment i though i was in Jita but everything was directed at me.
I pop a can in the belt and they both take from it, im no fool so i start on one of them first POP goes one tengu... the other tries to align to warp out and pointed. He goes down even faster.
i do the customary gf o/
Not a single word... I wanted to kill the Mike Portny wanne be for over six months to shut him up... for the first time since I have seen him, he did not say a word.
I.. am a happy man.
Suicide MEGA:
http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=11955723
Tengu's
http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=11955817 http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=11955818 "Demoralize the Enemy from within by Surprise, Terror, Sabotage, Assassination. This method of Guarilla Warfare is the only Method of Warfare for me"
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Cannibal Kane
Kane's Privateers
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Posted - 2011.12.29 07:32:00 -
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So here I am minding my own business preparing for another war when my calm little world is shattered with a Convo.
I don't know this guy, but he knows me and has been keeping track of my "work" and he is really a fan of my work.
So I say what would be the polite thing to say, which is Thank you.
Then comes the bedrock of his convo... the "like" what you was just an ice breaker. His corp has been war decced by another PVP corp and want me to go handle them. First thought that pops into my mind is why me when there is a merc corp for this shyte.
He asks how much... I say 500mil, he ask when, and bling.. there my wallet flashes. Cool I just scored a free 500mil.
I decide to have some more fun.
I Covo the CEO of the corp that decced them and ask if he would like to have fun. He need to notify that corp that I am actually his alt that he tried to hire.
He was nice enough to send me the logs for our amusement.
Here is the mail to the victim:
thx for the isk bro From: ************ Sent: 2011.12.29 06:24 To: Victim,
Hey man, i know you think you hired some mercs to kill us but... well you hired my alt to come kill us so... I have to thank you for sending my alt 500 mil. It will go far towards funding our war machine that will smash you tards into the ground. But alas, I won't be a complete bastard and not thank you for the donation. I will comment though on your unfortunate foolishness in trying to hire a merc corp, which happens to be our alt corp, to come kill us. We laughed so hard we almost pissed ourselves. If you send us another 500 mil (********** corp wallet this time) we might actually call the war off before it even begins :)
Fly Safe
Convo afterwards:
[06:52:31] Victim > gg [06:52:39] Victim > I really tip my hat to you [06:52:57] Victim > I also am a fan of your work [06:53:14] Accomplis > hahaha thx for the isk bro [06:53:24] Victim > not a problem [06:53:29] Accomplis > you can now pay us off to not dec you [06:53:37] Accomplis > obviously isk isnt a problem [06:53:45] Victim > Nah it's alright [06:53:52] Accomplis > nah man pay me [06:53:54] Accomplis > again [06:54:59] Accomplis > u mad bra, u mad? [06:55:00] Victim > Meh [06:55:05] Accomplis > lol [06:55:10] Victim > nah, I'm not mad at all [06:55:39] Victim > Well done really [06:56:07] Accomplis > im going to come to your house and puch your mom, then im coming into your room and im going to pull those amarr jammies off you and slap the **** out of you [06:56:22] Victim > I fell like I should resign as CEO though [06:56:24] Accomplis > just for being a ****** [06:56:27] Victim > that's a bit harsh [06:56:32] Accomplis > yes you should [06:56:45] Victim > Well, you've been playing for a while, I wouldn't think it's that fair [06:57:00] Accomplis > i have 20 mil sp [06:57:14] Accomplis > how is it not fair? [06:57:38] Accomplis > i have 4 other active guys [06:57:47] Victim > haha i only have 1.6 mil :S [06:58:12] Accomplis > wtf, not to mention your guys have alligator mouths and parakeet asses [06:58:38] Accomplis > this war is going to happen like it or not [06:59:09] Accomplis > now you can legitimately pay me or deal with the consequenses [06:59:28] Victim > nah it's fine [06:59:29] Accomplis > and if you have to hire someone, hire the orphangae [06:59:41] Victim > I should've [06:59:42] Accomplis > orphanage* [06:59:43] Victim > Oh well [06:59:48] Victim > You live and learn [06:59:56] Accomplis > thx for the plex :D [07:00:03] Victim > No worries mate [07:00:19] Accomplis > <3 hugs, kisses, and lost pods bra [07:00:20] Victim > take it as a donation to your sick pvp skillz [07:00:28] Victim > catch ya later [07:00:33] Accomplis > o/ [07:00:41] Victim > \o
What have we learned here? Most corps don't pay before services rendered. Service is rendered and then you get paid.
Victim also did not seem to reallize that the way my accomplis and myself convo is completely different. That would have been a dead giveaway for me but lucky enough the shock of loosing 500mil might have blinded him a bit.
Victim... YES YOU "Garven Dreis", thank you for playing along. You were a good sport, next time please remember not to blindy give people isk before terms are settled and agreed upon.
Fly Safe
and Accomplis, Happy Hunting.
Going to buy another Caldari Navy INV for my Tengu.... "Demoralize the Enemy from within by Surprise, Terror, Sabotage, Assassination. This method of Guarilla Warfare is the only Method of Warfare for me"
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Cannibal Kane
Kane's Privateers
179
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Posted - 2012.01.03 11:08:00 -
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I'm not a complete douche you know.
I have been known to be spending happily a 30 mil here or a 50mil there on a Newbie that attacks me out of his free will when I rescue ores from his Ore Captivity Container. And then laugh about it afterwards with a GF in local. "Demoralize the Enemy from within by Surprise, Terror, Sabotage, Assassination. This method of Guarilla Warfare is the only Method of Warfare for me"
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Cannibal Kane
Kane's Privateers
185
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Posted - 2012.01.14 15:41:00 -
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It's not everyday that you get to post your own stupidty in C/P.
For the most part people will only hear about your success in scamming somebody or popping that nice expensive ship.
This time the shoe was on the other foot.
Now for the most part when I see a Battleship can mining, two things go through my head... Trap or Dumbass. Even so I would get my alt in his cloaky ship and scan them to see which.
This time I did not.
Warped in with my Legion and flipped the can, I see drones and I'm scrammed and webbed. This is where I realize i need to pop this ship quickly. Shield go down fast, local explodes with more of their corp members. 2 Falcons on field and now I know this is a hopeless cause for me.
I sit back in my chair slow orbiting the Bait ship and watch more ships enter as they slowly eat through my armor.
No need for crying, i got caught with my hand in can... Just GF o/
The day I become lax is the day I loose my ship.
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=15013886
Won't make that mistake again. "Demoralize the Enemy from within by Surprise, Terror, Sabotage, Assassination. This method of Guarilla Warfare is the only Method of Warfare for me"
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Cannibal Kane
Count With Teddy Mercenaries
191
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Posted - 2012.01.18 05:10:00 -
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gunnery wrote: EMO -CRYING- EMO
Odd...
Your post is problably the only EMO post in here. I know you did not loose a shiny BS to my frigate like the other I posted here. So what did you loose and how small was the target.
EDIT: Nevermind you only seem to win in blobs according to BC, and loose ships in 1v1 or 1v2. I guess your just jealous you will never be able to pop a big ship on your own. We understand and I forgive you your outburts, taking in so much awesome in a single thread can be harsh on a virgin mind not used to awesome. "Demoralize the Enemy from within by Surprise, Terror, Sabotage, Assassination. This method of Guarilla Warfare is the only Method of Warfare for me"
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Cannibal Kane
Count With Teddy Mercenaries
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Posted - 2012.01.20 06:09:00 -
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So after Skunkworks disappointing show against us when their members joined the Corp we were at war with. They are now not fighting and decided to join Dec Shield and surrendered. That right, the guys complaining about dec shield joined them.
I never flew a Thorax before so decided to fit one up and give it a whirl in Ekura and Jouv.
First belt on directional an Orca with Corp mates mining. Warp in flip the can one guy in a Osprey Red boxes me and is instantly reduced into space dust. In warp an alt/main of the orca pilot, different Corp though.
He is in a Drake so I am not to sure how my young ass is going to do against a 2007 Drake Pilot. Live and learn right? He flips my can and I red box him. I soon realize he is flying a pure passive recharge Drake. My DPS is just enough to break it and he pops with myself still in half armor. His pods warps off and comes back in a rifter. Really? heading toward me in a strait line two shot and he is down.
http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12183507
Exciting I though so I head to Jouv. I change my Thorax with whom I am extremely impressed with and get into my Vengeance. Scan the belts and I see 2 large secure containers in a .9 system. Warp in transfer all cargo to my can and the bantam warp off. A minute later that same bantam pilot is back in a Drake. He pops his cans and then pops mine so he turn red.
I though... ah why the hell not. Vengeance vs a Drake.... yep... what ensued was a vengeance that is cap stable with 1 repper a heavy missle drake with tech 1 light drones and a passive recharge fit. He can't kill me and it took me 22 minutes and just over 3000 gremlin rage rockets to finally pop him. In between this a Corp mate of his tried to help by suicide his caracal.
http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12185752
Good times "Demoralize the Enemy from within by Surprise, Terror, Sabotage, Assassination. This method of Guarilla Warfare is the only Method of Warfare for me"
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Cannibal Kane
Count With Teddy Mercenaries
205
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Posted - 2012.01.23 20:37:00 -
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In my goal of atleast popping each of every ship type. One I did not have until now was a Raven Navy Issue.
For the past few days I was testing out my very first Thorax fit.
So it managed to pop a Drake and a Cane and acouple of cruiser and frigates.
Now for the most part I love raven pilots, or caldari pilots for that manner since they are so sure of the shields ships superiority over everything else.
At first the CNR was just posing the ship in local at the belt warning me it would take him 3 volleys to pop my ship. As the endless debate goes on i decide to get outside help. I ask somebody and pay them to try and convince the CNR pilot to teach me a lesson. He needed to pretend he would rep his shield to make sure that I am taught a lesson.
So he falls for it pops a can which i promptly scoops up. I target him and his drones auto engage, the fight is on. did not take long for the ship to pop. I was not planning ransoming him. I don't have a CNR on my KB yet now I do.
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=15063682
"Demoralize the Enemy from within by Surprise, Terror, Sabotage, Assassination. This method of Guarilla Warfare is the only Method of Warfare for me"
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Cannibal Kane
Priest of New Eden Stay Calm Don't Panic
239
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Posted - 2012.02.10 13:54:00 -
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barricade87 wrote:There was a guy who was made -9 when he was tricked into smart bombing people in high sec, so he often came to our low sec space to try and get his sec up. After losing many faction BS, he downgraded to faction cruisers, and then ultimately stealth bombers.
But even flying a cloaky frigate, he was still quite easy to catch, as anytime he appeared in local i knew he was going to find the 1 BS that spawns. So i waited cloaked in a rapier next to said BS until he attempted to kill it. Needless to say, he wasn't happy.
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Counting coup, whenever I ****ing well please From: Victim Sent: 2011.12.14 01:34 To: barricade87,
Even a blind pig finds a truffle, now and then. I like the odds. I have come into your system literally hundreds of times and you have "caught" me once. Big ****ing deal! You are a big fat bag of fail and you will always be a pompous ass!
get a real life!
It took him about 4 stealth bomber losses to realize that i wasn't just randomly finding him, and he petitioned me every time he died. CCP recently banned his account for making over 200 petitions.
I think I know who that is.... Good Job.
"Demoralize the Enemy from within by Surprise, Terror, Sabotage, Assassination. This method of Guarilla Warfare is the only Method of Warfare for me"
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Cannibal Kane
Priest of New Eden Stay Calm Don't Panic
239
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Posted - 2012.02.10 19:34:00 -
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Once again I find myself with war targets docking unwilling to undock without a 20 to 1 advantage.
So I decide to visit my fav system again.
Of I go and in my little Merlin I jump which I lovingly call Frigate of Tears. See on direction that alot of cans about, warp to the first one. 1 day old player, leave him be since hell... you can kill only so many bantams. Warp to the next and i see a can... and about 20km from that is a Oracle.
bait is bait and I love to spring traps. No surpirse the Oracle pilots notifies everbody in local the HUNT IS ON. Red boxes my little Merlin and fires. I quickly close the gap orbit at 500m and with a smile pop him. My first tier 3 BC kil, that made me happy.
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=15217036
To much loot for my little Merlin so I dock up and get into my Thorax to pick up the rest. I see the chump is docked so I warp back to the belt. To my surprise, here he comes in a Navy Apoc. For second I though this is a joke... he can't be serious. He red boxes me and fires. Once again I close the gap quickly and orbit under his guns. He reaches half armor with mine barely at 1/3 gone. I notify him in local I will let him go for 400mil. He ask me to stop firing which I promptly notify him that once my wallet blinks I will stop. To put the pressure on i count down as his armor is gone... 10% structure, 20%, 30 %, he screams in local WAIT PLEASE IM BUSY, SENDING IT NOW, 40%, 50% 60% 70% 80% 90% wallet flashes with 720mil. POP goes the navy apoc. He was so stressed out he accidently send me all his isk in his wallet.
Being a nice guy I decided to give him 100mil back. And went along my merry way.
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=15217030
Tiss was a good day. "Demoralize the Enemy from within by Surprise, Terror, Sabotage, Assassination. This method of Guarilla Warfare is the only Method of Warfare for me"
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Cannibal Kane
Priest of New Eden Stay Calm Don't Panic
243
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Posted - 2012.02.13 04:58:00 -
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G'niluah Ch'tib wrote:hi is this thread about canflipping new players in highsec and congratulating yourself on killing fail-fit ships in highsec?
THAT IS SO AWESOME PLZ BRAG MORE I LOVE READING THOSE STORIES lol
[quote=Cannibal Kane] bait is bait and I love to spring traps. No surpirse the Oracle pilots notifies everbody in local the HUNT IS ON. Red boxes my little Merlin and fires. I quickly close the gap orbit at 500m and with a smile pop him. My first tier 3 BC kil, that made me
wow u rly killed a tier 3 BC!!!!!! must've felt good lol. And I can tell u r expert at pvp becuz the guy was very oviviously out for blood and war, he even had warp disruptor fitted.
u should rly make movie of your highsec pvp and upload it to my eve. i think a lot of people would appreciate such highlevel pvp! i will follow ur posts 4 sure.
hmmm interesting. They don't look that new to me. I dare you to show me you can do better but I know you can't since you have no kills to your name.
If your in one of my killmails, keep crying. "Demoralize the Enemy from within by Surprise, Terror, Sabotage, Assassination. This method of Guarilla Warfare is the only Method of Warfare for me"
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Cannibal Kane
Priest of New Eden Stay Calm Don't Panic
251
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Posted - 2012.02.19 23:03:00 -
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Once again, War Targets are thinging out after they lost a Tengu, few ships and pods playing staying games.
I find myself back in my fav little system. Ofcourse since can fillping is taboo I just steal and head off.
I notice a CEO of a corp dropping Large Secure containers for his corp around a belt, I take a peak nothing in them but don't take anything since there is nothing in them.
I dock up and get into my Thorax and continue my reigh around the belts.
Apperently my taking a peak in his none anchored secure containers was enough to enrage him to a point were he warped in his drake and suicided it agaist my Thorax. OK I though...
some lolz in local
http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12491909
I decide to call it a night and head back to the station, he undocked after his GCC expired in his Raven Navy Issue. (Alot of stories here with Ravens Navy Issues, starting to see a pattern here.)
He pops another can infront of me and I take it and he promptly start shooting at me. Needless to say, that fit... that fit needed more MAG STABS...
http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12492081
"Demoralize the Enemy from within by Surprise, Terror, Sabotage, Assassination. This method of Guarilla Warfare is the only Method of Warfare for me"
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Cannibal Kane
Priest of New Eden Stay Calm Don't Panic
251
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Posted - 2012.02.20 13:32:00 -
[29] - Quote
Alice Saki wrote:You get all the Luck :D Lol
Such fail ships....
gj Kane
I consider it a pleasure to dispatch badly fitted ships... especially expensive ones.
I do find it amusing how they complain about the unfairness of a 5 Mil ISK hull taking down a 400 Mil ISK hull. "Demoralize the Enemy from within by Surprise, Terror, Sabotage, Assassination. This method of Guarilla Warfare is the only Method of Warfare for me"
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Cannibal Kane
Priest of New Eden Stay Calm Don't Panic
251
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Posted - 2012.02.23 07:09:00 -
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Daemon Ceed wrote:Hahahaha! Carebears are so terrible at fitting ships. I wish I took a screenshot, but one CNR I scanned while ninja salvaging had nothing but medium shield boosters in his mids and a Scimi buddy repping him. I really wish he would've shot at my probe. Would certainly have been a hilarious KM.
Something similar to this?
Granted it just a Raven not a CNR.
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=13692092
"Demoralize the Enemy from within by Surprise, Terror, Sabotage, Assassination. This method of Guarilla Warfare is the only Method of Warfare for me"
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Cannibal Kane
Viziam Amarr Empire
251
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Posted - 2012.02.24 16:59:00 -
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Anybody that lost their expensive ship to me want to buy my corpse?
I was podded today by some random guy. "Demoralize the Enemy from within by Surprise, Terror, Sabotage, Assassination. This method of Guarilla Warfare is the only Method of Warfare for me"
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Cannibal Kane
Brotherhood of KANE
251
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Posted - 2012.02.26 06:39:00 -
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So last night I decided to pick on some Russians, I jump into my little Thorax and headed off to Kakakela.
Hit directional and was greeted with a few containers sitting about.
Warped to the first, a guy sitting in a nivatas mining, flipped and off he warps, nothing happens i pop the can since the 15minute window expired and move on. Next belt another russian mining from a different corp, i flipp and he warps off.
Now the Nivatas from the previous corp warp in along with a apoc battle ship, the nivatas pops a can. Bait is Bait and I am hungry.
Flip it and the Apoc red boxes me, I quickly get under his guns where I start taking him down. As this goes the owner of the other can warps in with a caracal and also red boxes me. Excited I am since a 2 for 1 deal is always a good deal.
The Apoc pops and shortly after so does the Caracal. Happy with my little Thorax I count up the losses I have with the Thorax compared to the kills.
So far to date 2 Thorax losses each one fitted costing me about 32mil has done just under 3 Billion Isk damage with 29 kills. I bloody love this little ship.
I do have to say, both said good fight and good job, It seems less and less people now cry about their losses which to me is agood thing. Even some of those expensive ship i popped the guys got me on good standing since they ask for assistance now and again.
I have made more friends in EVE from the people i Killed or scammed then those im actually nice with. But those that hate me seems to hate me with extreme passion and rage.
Here is the Apoc and Caracal Kills
Apoc: http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=15332647
Caracal: http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=15332646 "Demoralize the Enemy from within by Surprise, Terror, Sabotage, Assassination. This method of Guarilla Warfare is the only Method of Warfare for me"
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Cannibal Kane
Brotherhood of KANE
253
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Posted - 2012.02.27 13:37:00 -
[33] - Quote
hmm I think I should just do a blog instead spamming up the forums with these post.
I have a small gripe with a small corp a while back. Now that I'm doing my own thing I decided to Dec them. Being over eager I decided to once again try out my little Thorax.
They don't know I am planning to dec them so finding them in a group was not hard, 2 drakes and a Cormy. I orbit them target them, pop a can with my colorfull banter I set it's name with. I don't like talking in local....
Did not take long for all three ships to yellow box me and pop a can of their own. 2 Drakes and one Cormy... Thorax loss number 3 here I come. I take the Yellow can and all of them open fire. The Cormy pops with one shot, I target the drakes with the youngest player and it goes down in less than a minute. The third Drake is tanked but does very little damage with my AB running permanently orbiting him.
The Drake is about to pop and my ships starting to bleed structure as the cormy pilot returns in a Caracal. Drake pops and a few seconds later the Caracal pops.
My spincter was swallowing air when the caracal landed since I went into structure at that moment.
At this point I am really impressed with the Thorax, if any of those drakes were fitted with HAMS I would have gone down like a sack of shyte.
Kills:
http://kane.griefwatch.net/?p=details&kill=1040 http://kane.griefwatch.net/?p=details&kill=1039 http://kane.griefwatch.net/?p=details&kill=1038 http://kane.griefwatch.net/?p=details&kill=1037
Engagement: I decided to move over to Griefwatch.. alot more stats I can look at to stroke my e-peen.
http://kane.griefwatch.net/?p=engagement&kill=1037
Come people, Post your stories. "Demoralize the Enemy from within by Surprise, Terror, Sabotage, Assassination. This method of Guarilla Warfare is the only Method of Warfare for me"
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Cannibal Kane
Brotherhood of KANE
256
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Posted - 2012.02.28 17:26:00 -
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Lister Smeghead wrote:Hi! ....
Altough im not a corp killer, I will say Good Job to anybody that joins eve as a new player adn firmly gets himself entranced in PVP. 200mil ship Kill is a Kill. I will shoot my own Grandma if she was flasry red in EVE.
Hope to see more stories, and hope the Next one is that Orca. I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist. |
Cannibal Kane
Brotherhood of KANE
264
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Posted - 2012.03.03 08:43:00 -
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It can be, Just need to find the right people or corp to go after.
Currently at war with an alliance. They fielded 4 Fleets to try and kill me and lost them all, now I'm getting mail from their so called PVP players stating how much I suck since I am only killing Mining Barges.
Brilliant fun when you point out 3 of the 27 ships killed so far was barges. These are the same people you see in any corp. You never see him in combat but he is always to the one to send you mail about how much better he is. Or that he is not going to waste time on you since he can easily take you down with no effort. You call those the pussies of the corp.
The nice thing is I have struck a few deals with some of the corps in the alliance. I ignore them for ships they gave me, BS and faction frigs is a good thing. ISK is liquid, Assets you can use.
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist. |
Cannibal Kane
Brotherhood of KANE
264
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Posted - 2012.03.05 12:31:00 -
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Now as most stories goes, people read about wins...
I am going to give you some losses. 2 Thorax Losses to be exact.
Now in my goal to see what I can shoot down with my Thorax I met the inevitable wall. A HAM Drake and a Rattlesnake.
It appears the Thorax is happy to eject a pilot from his Heavy Missile Drake but a HAM Drake is made to kill Cruisers. Not to mention being killed by a Rattlesnake, I'm not even going to go into that one as his Ogre II drones tore me a new *******. He decided not to mention he had hardeners for my specific damage.
Drake: http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12591613
Rattlesnake: http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12628614
One must always try... even if it means loosing your ship.
Aside from those Losses I decided to start my own corp and do my own thing. Namely wardec corps.
The one Wardec ended up being an alliance wardec which made me a very happy person. 1 guy against 140 people. That Hardly ever is the case. Although the amount of Drama, Crying, Rage and laughter this has caused so far.... I'm loving it.
In total they brough 3 Fleets agaist me, and boefore anybody says noobs. You have to hand it to them for trying and appluad them for actually forming up to do this.
1st Fleet was against my Thorax.
http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_related&kll_id=12566165
I posted about that one before
2nd Fleet I noticed that Alliance members were starting to form part of the fleet. in total there were 7 ships, 3 got popped and the rest ran. At this point I was in my T3 since I was unsure what a group of people older ingame than I am would drop on me.
http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_related&kll_id=12585567
3rd Fleet, 8 ships in total, decided since there was nothing special about these guys I would a double 1600 Plated Cane.
http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_related&kll_id=12593027
As a result of these, 7 corps have now left the alliance, just under 800mil Damage done so far. I was expecting to see more when members of the alliance include ex members of the Umbrella corp.
It has come to a point where they are now sending eve mail to people I killed in the past wanting them to team with them to come after me. I decided to keep this wardec alive for the next foreseeable future since I think I have just scratched the tip of the IceBerg.
And just something added to this post.
Thanks for those for the "o/ Kane, love your stories" in local. i think it's awesome. Hopefully I can add some more with the wars. I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist. |
Cannibal Kane
Brotherhood of KANE
264
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Posted - 2012.03.06 13:07:00 -
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Cannibal Kane wrote:Now as most stories goes, people read about wins...
Just a small Addition....
This is the kind of Alliance you don't join. Members allowing others to die while in the same system and around.
What kind of alliance lets your corp/alliance mates die without lifting a finger to help. They had more than enough time to form and bring the heat since it takes a good goddamn long time to take down a Freighter on your own. I was constantly thinking OMG OMG OMG.... im going to get dropped on and killed. Nothing.. not even a **** YOU.
http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12649152
Terrible.. just Terrible.
That brings a Tear of Sadness to my eye. And Tears of Happiness... since now only need a Providence kill to tick my goal of killing at least 1 each of the T1 Freighter. I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist. |
Cannibal Kane
Brotherhood of KANE
267
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Posted - 2012.03.08 05:33:00 -
[38] - Quote
just over 200 hundred war targets staying offline this week.
So I decided to visit some of my fav systems again in LoneTrek.
Once again I am in my Thorax with my Goal of seeing what I can and cannot pop with it.
Sitting at the undock watching the Traffic I see a harbinger undock he warps off into a mission. I immediatly start my goating of this 2008 character to see if I get a bite.
He asks me what im in so I mention that I am in a cruiser called the Thorax to which he start laughing at, saying well.. he guesses some people fly those ships since they are pretty useless, he gave them a skip.
Did not take long for to come back and undock and pop a can, telling me in local to take it. I take the can and he bolts away in a strait line.
Red boxed he starts firing... gah I think that ship bloody hurts. I close range fast and start eating through his ship with overheated guns. He goes down like a bah of shyte, and pops.
I do the customary gf o/ to which he responds no it was not. I am just a kid who has nothing better to do than harass people. and then a few minutes later, I am rich, that loss does not affect me at all.
Bruised Ego?
http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12669504
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist. |
Cannibal Kane
Brotherhood of KANE
267
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Posted - 2012.03.08 05:37:00 -
[39] - Quote
MisterNick wrote:Zypod wrote:Your links often lead to "No kill id specified. "
...
? Riightclick link > copy link address > paste into address bar. Also, lawl at the freighter just being left to die
Yeah the odd thing is... he had a plastic wrap which could only mean he needed to complete a courier run. I engaged him first at the undock and he docked up. then i warped to the perimeter gate not jumping since i was talking to somebody and here comes the freighter jumping through. I had to do a double take of wait what?
He must have really needed to complete that courier. I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist. |
Cannibal Kane
Brotherhood of KANE
267
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Posted - 2012.03.08 07:43:00 -
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Hugh Knight wrote:Thread should be renamed to The Kane Story Thread. I'm sure there's more people with cool stories out there, but at the moment you're king of the hill. Congrats on all the good kills and as a fellow South African, thank you for representing.
o/ Thank you lol.
Yeah I wish more people would post. These kind of things only serve to get people more into the game, that there is more to grinding, missioning, and mining.
But most South Africans are psycho anyway right? SO it might be that, that contributes to this. Every time somebody irks me at the office, I tell them because of you.. somebody in EVE online is going to have a bad day.
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist. |
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Cannibal Kane
Brotherhood of KANE
285
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Posted - 2012.03.14 05:42:00 -
[41] - Quote
Today I am sad.
Was making coffee when a War Target jumped through the gate I was on with a Rattlesnake, promptly warping off and docked.
I hang my head in shame. I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist. |
Cannibal Kane
Brotherhood of KANE
288
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Posted - 2012.03.14 16:59:00 -
[42] - Quote
Fishmaskle wrote:Cannibal Kane wrote:
Pure Gold __________________________________________________________________________
I waved at you in local not far from Jita Monday... Probably one of the first time I have seen someone "famous" from the Forums ingame. Then promptly got my butt kicked by two Navy Frigs in my T1 Rifter. Note to self, when outguned that bad, do not engage, burn to gate. Hoping someday to get a little "Arr" action in EVE After reading all this.
Nah dude im not. There are guys alot better at this than I am. I am just sharing stories. If they also shared this thread would have been pure gold. I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist. |
Cannibal Kane
Brotherhood of KANE
290
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Posted - 2012.03.15 07:05:00 -
[43] - Quote
I was chasing War Target so I needed to head to my Locator. I have a warping for the front of the station and I see a can at the undock. I take the can since I like to keep space clean and docked.
Ran my locator and undock, stopping my ship while I sit outside checking on evewho who all my war targets are. Suddenly my laptop flashes like crazy indicated that somebody has targeted me and agressed me. So I alt tab and here is a lone hurricane shooting at me.
Checking the chars age I see he is barely one month, I gather he has never seen a legion before and does not know what it can do. I lock back, web and all the goodies and release the HAM's of FURY. The Cane pops and he docks.
http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12738908
I go back to checking evewho... once again my laptop flashes alerting me that I am being aggressed. I alt tab again and here is the same guy attacking my with a DareDevil. My first reaction is, "is he ******* serious" since HAM's work surprisingly well against frigates as well. So I lock and pop him again.
http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12738913
He dock, leaves a string of words to show me his anger at what happened in local and logs off.
At least now I have a daredevil kill which makes me happy since I am that much closer to killing 1 of each type of ship under sub caps. I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist. |
Cannibal Kane
Brotherhood of KANE
290
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Posted - 2012.03.15 07:24:00 -
[44] - Quote
Some More Thorax action.
Decided to take a tour using directional to check belts for cans. Found one warp in promptly transfer all the goodies across.
The two corp locals sitting there warps away and come back in a stabber and a thrasher. Both red boxes me and the fight is on. The thrasher is fitted with tracking disruptor, my god never knew how something like that can screw up your fighting ability.
I am barely hitting the thrasher, lucky the Hammerhead II drones makes short work of him allowing me to focus on the stabber. With the no more disrupts the stabber falls like a brick and pops.
only after when i checked the fits did I realise why it popped so fast. What is it with people that head into combat with incomplete ships?
http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12679657 http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12679667
So of I go in search of more fun. I see a hulk mining so I flip and he warps, a minute I see a cane on directional. Now 2007 char, I am thinking im about to get my ass handed to me. He lock and engages. He also goes down like a brick. Now for the love of god, if your ftting a shield cane are they not supposed to sit at 20km + in orbit shooting the hell out of me? Just asking.
http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12702470
gf o/ were had, he expected he would take me down quickly for my theft.
And of I go again.
Found a rifter popping corp can in a belt. 3 members in system all young, he sees me approach and and takes his can back... so I pop 3 cans calling each of them colorfull names since all three are now in the same belt. A rifter, caracal and a Cane. The rifter takes me can so i only put one gun on him. He tells his friends in local "hah im tanking his damage" so the Cane takes my can since now they think they can kill me easily. The Caracal pilot being a ****** decide to shoot at me without agression and get pops by concord.
The minute the Cane takes my can I have him pointed, all guns and drones on the rifter and he pops in 2 shots. Cane pops in 3 or 4 shots.
Rifter: http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12702749
Caracal: http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12702754
Cane: http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12702744
It seems they only jumped me when they though they can tank my damage. Since the cane was not fitted... again.. WTH? I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist. |
Cannibal Kane
Brotherhood of KANE
293
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Posted - 2012.03.16 06:48:00 -
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Thanks Argaral,
The CEO is more bark than bite so I am not expecting much from them, don't wanne waste your time.
On another note, I think it is time to switch Cruisers around a bit. I have started noticing that more and more ships I am going up against in the more familiar systems I frequent, people seemed to buff them against kinetic and thermal.
I saw a merlin flipping cans in a belt so I did what I normally do. Made his cans MINE....
So there I am, he is the only one in system. 5 minutes later two extra corp members enter system. A hurricane warp in and I see hardeners activating so I think good.. shield Cane, will go down quickly. no eyes on 3rd member. Cane scrams me and away we go.
He is not moving allowing me to get perfect shots as I orbit in my optimal. Now im going hmmmmm.... im doing very little damage, I get him to half shields before I popped. Lesson learned, when waiting that long for people to engage expect them to be prepared or tanked for my specific damage.
On another note, I need to remember to take the drops from ships I pop and leave it in station before I engage somebody else.
Loss:
http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12747951
Also I don't understand some people who think it is a good idea to engage a 500dps Cruiser at point blank range with a faction cruiser.
That is all I will say for that.
http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12747834
Not to mention a bait osprey.
http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12747833
Normally a bait osprey has some sort of backup. I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist. |
Cannibal Kane
Brotherhood of KANE
297
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Posted - 2012.03.19 21:14:00 -
[46] - Quote
It certainly has been an interesting weekend.
Finished Gaylentte Cruiser LVL 5 and promptly fitted up a Deimos. The Thorax Bigger Cuisen.
Decided I am going to try it agaist my War Targets and do see if I can get people to engage like they do agaist the Thorax.
Thats aside, this is now offically my fav ship. My god how tight this ship makes my pants, and no. it has nothing to do with it's phallic shape, so you stalkers that give me free ships. Keep dreaming.
I got 3 wars running, the corp has been extremely disciplined.. IE not undocking hence they never see me either since I don't like camping stations. I see one of them logged on and run two locators 5 minutes apart. ah he's traveling and ended in a dead end system, so I park my ass on the gate at the other side with my Deimos. He jumps through in Raven and I giggle with excitement.
http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12774047
He promptly warp of and im at his wreck going through the loot looking checking if there is anything shiny. He comes back in a manticore.... and engages me at point blank range.
http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12774046
He warp off and logs off. It's late and I gi to sleep. Apperently that lost was enough for the ceo to take refuse in an alliance. I leave my client logged and dock up. Wake the next morning to alot of noise, as 4 of the alliance guys are in system calling me out. They convo me as well to get me to undock.... while i was sleeping. So i responf to convo and yeah what?
Local erupts into.. "KANE IS AT HIS KEYBOARD, EVERYBODY DOCK UP OR WARP OFF"
I undock in the deimos and I have this irritating kitsune getting jams on my. Got a ferox and a few other ships shooting at me.
Now for the most part you would expect people to fit properly when they go to engage people.
Well... everytime i get lock back it takes me 1 to 3 shots to take out a ship before the kitsune gets another jam on me. Did not expect them to pop so fast.
http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12776804 http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12776803 http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12777109
At that point the Ferox pilot docs and the kitsune pilot leaves system. The ferox pilot tries to leave in a Rokh and starts crying in local (The same dude that kept calling me out) to please let him leave system. He is not engaging now.
I get a convo from some random dude, Alliance Leadership I presume who is in a corp that looks after the alliance. In the end, I get 400mil to move along. Check Check, 400mil in my bank and retract the war. ISK makes me happy and since my only form of income is pvp, I need every little bit.
Aside from that I decided to do some can flipping in to Deimos.
Saw a merlin flipping other peoples cans so i flip their can. He promptly leaves system and a few minutes later two of them in system. A retribution warps in and engages, merlin pilot warp in with Drake and enagages. ECM drones are launched and like ******* murphy law they jam me. ECM drones will always work on you.. never when you bloody use them. I manage to pop all the ECM drones, retribution pops in two shot Drakes warp Away.
http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12778438
He docks waiting for agression to die out... and comes back in a punisher and engages me without agression...
http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12778451
Got more will post some other time.. need more stories people.
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist. |
Cannibal Kane
Brotherhood of KANE
297
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Posted - 2012.03.21 13:02:00 -
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Decided to visit my new war targets in Gallentte space.
I was dared to show up so I did not feel like dissapointing them.
Now I had a dilema, what to take, there is a few of them and most are alot older than I am. Do I take my dependable HAM Legion, or stupidly High Resist Buffer HAM Tengu. Nah.. Gallente space so lets fit in with the rest of the populace down there. I just finished my subsystem skill training and I fit up a Protues.
I take her out on her Maiden voyage to Dare enter the system they all chose to hide in. Hoping I fit it right for it's first Flight.
See 3 in system 1 docked and 2 of their younger pilots mining in a belt with inty and a brutix. I felt that I needed to save that brutix from it's live of shooting at roids.
http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12806492 http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12806491
Nothing gets Corp Chat going like two new members loosing their ships and getting podded.
Not long after the man who dared me to show up opens caht with me. Apperently I am now in a world of hurt. Screaming that I have made a mistake for killing his noobs.
I see a Drake coming. Old player so I think.. damn Buffer Drake with stupid resist, should take me a while. I also notice another player entering system in a Talos. Also a very old player.
Drake lands and goes down in less than a minute, Talos warp back to station and docks.
T1 fitted Drake, WTH?
http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12806801
He notifies me I killed a noob fitted drake... and that I will be taught a lesson. The newer guys notifies me Corp chat is hilarious at how angry this guy is. I give the new guy ship i popped some isk to replace, including the drop from the drake.
Don't fit Drakes like a noob then right?
This war should be interesting, hoping to get alot more. I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist. |
Cannibal Kane
Brotherhood of KANE
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Posted - 2012.03.21 16:52:00 -
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I got to say since I need to say it.
Those kills make my Pants tight. I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist. |
Cannibal Kane
Brotherhood of KANE
297
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Posted - 2012.03.21 21:15:00 -
[49] - Quote
I think making friends with him... can get you alot of isk. I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist. |
Cannibal Kane
Brotherhood of KANE
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Posted - 2012.03.23 07:38:00 -
[50] - Quote
With all that has been going on I was mostly busy with EVE admin so to speak these past 2 days.
Last night I am sitting in station when I receive a mail from a guy where somebody is using my Good Name to threaten people with.
Long story short, player flipped can, Victim fires at him with a Rokh, Victim looses Rokh. Mails of War Dec and death ensues.
Here are the mails, Names removed of course. _____________________________________________________ I am sending this in regards to one of your members. I am acting curteously before wardeccing you outright.
I was flying in a rokh, helping to teach some beginner miners how to do a fleet op, when one of your men, *********** decided to can tip me. I have billions, so it's no big loss, but I did not want the people I was training to see this man go away unpunished. I was going ot put a 100m bounty on his head, but unfortunately he has too high of a security status.
So I camped outside of the station in my CNR, thinking I'd just kill him myself to teach him a lesson. I offered to let him go if he simply paid me back - but he refused.
He camped up and refused to show his head so I am left with no alternative. Unless he is punished by you guys for this transaction, I will be forced to wardec you all. My and my compatriot have strategic cruisers, and if all else fails, I'm in good contact with Cannibal Kane (just look up his bounty status, he flies a loki, as well). We will keep up the war until either he leaves the corp, or you message me that he has been punished.
He is a new player and needs to learn of consequences. I hope you do not make me wardec you - I'll give you 48 hours to respond.
Thank you. _______________________________________________________
Now if there is one thing that irks in EVE as well as real life if when people throw around names to deal with issues or make threats. I would not mind if I was asked first but this just fucks me off.
So I decide to deal with this the only way I think will benefit me.
I convo the person throwing around my name since I really do not know this person. Only afterwards when I saw the corp name did I realize who they were.
I ask him why is my name being used to threaten people. He ask me to help him attack them and how much do I want. knowing that he said they have billions I say you make an offer and I will go yay or nay. I have got other things to do than sit between people squabbling of a can worth of 770k isk.
He counters I will give you 2 billion isk.
My wallet flashes with 2 billion isk 3 hours later, easiest 2 billion isk I made. Out f the kind ness of my heart I gave the person who notified me of this person transgression 500mil for his trrouble since he earned to get something for this as well. I am firm but fair.
I hope the 2 Billion isk teaches him a lesson not to use peoples name in Vain, especially when you did not ask.
I will however offer him to pay me an extra 1 billion isk to actually go after these guys.
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist. |
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Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
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Posted - 2012.03.27 19:43:00 -
[51] - Quote
It's admin week in EVE for me.
That means collecitng and selling all the drops I have gathered all over. Every bit of isk counts.
Collection of Stories will begin this weekend. As well as youtube vids. Going to play around with fraps and video editing software to see how much I suck with video editing. I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist. |
Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
327
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Posted - 2012.03.30 19:45:00 -
[52] - Quote
No Kills...
Well.. This was a result of a Kill.
I am at war with a corp. There was only one of them online mining what looks like to be with another corp full of people with variations of the same name. Popped and podded im on my way again of the home system.
I get a convo from him telling me he was only in that corp to learn about mining, and I had no right to shoot at him.. (Did not know you needed to learn how mining works in order to shoot lasers at it.) and that he will leave corp and join his families corp, but like most he also starting mouthing of with regards to the war i got with the his current corp. I shrugged and continued on my way.
5 Minutes later I get another convo, this is from the dudes dad, who is in the other corp he was mining with at the time.
soon to be victim > hello:) Cannibal Kane > Yes? soon to be victim > Do you have a moment to chat Cannibal Kane > Sure soon to be victim > My son tells me you have a problem with my corparation because you thing we are somehow linked to Femtometre Mining soon to be victim > Is this true? soon to be victim > Ahh oh and Polarized soon to be victim > apparently Cannibal Kane > Well I ended up not having a problem since i am not at war with your corporation. Nor do I care to be. Cannibal Kane > and i am not going to play the he said she said game. soon to be victim > Well i don't know all the details there so I can't judge that soon to be victim > fair enough soon to be victim > Just wanted to give you a headsup as to how things will work around my corp. If thats ok with you? Cannibal Kane > not really interested... soon to be victim > ok well just so you are aware if you do decide you want to declare on us. soon to be victim > Theres 3 things you need to know soon to be victim > !. I am a self made billionaire ( not meaning to brag just a fact) soon to be victim > 2. I will spend as much Real $ to buy whatever amount of ISK to purchase the biggest baddest Faction / Clan / corporation to make dust of what ever so called bullies ( as my son tells me you are ). soon to be victim > 3. Im here to play not fight over ridiculoius issues. soon to be victim > Sorry about my poor english as im Russian soon to be victim > Please don't take this as a threat its not meant a a threat Cannibal Kane > Point 1 and 2... that will actually make me war dec you now. And all you needed to say he is young and still needs to learn diplomacy and i would have been gone. But since you mentioned point 1 and 2. soon to be victim > this is just to let you know what you are about to get yourself into before you do so.
He keeps rambling on about what a poor choice I am making and how he is going to make EVE difficult for me. Every time i Log on he convos me to ask If I am certain I wish to proceed. I just go yep, ahem, yeah since it seems those are the same type of automated response for a mother in law over the phone works for him as well.
Got another convo from him that he will be using real world money to pay to kill me ingame. At first I though ok? So he continued paying people in isk does not get them to jump as fast. Paying them real money means he going to get a good service. isn't there some sort of rule against paying somebody real money for ingame services?
EDIT: once the war starts I will update accordingly. Curious to see how his threats change. I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist. |
Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
328
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Posted - 2012.03.31 14:58:00 -
[53] - Quote
prolix travail wrote:Cannibal Kane wrote:
EDIT: once the war starts I will update accordingly. Curious to see how his threats change.
Looking forward to these updates. On a slightly related note, have you read the Taxman Chronicles? They were by a guy called vladimir norkoff, having fun can-flipping and wareccing exactly like you but retold in pulp noir style. Really good and worth reading.
I have not, sounds like a good read. will do some searching thanks.
I am really considering setting up some sort of blog.... but in a Captain Kirk style of talking about the events. I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist. |
Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
328
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Posted - 2012.04.01 12:54:00 -
[54] - Quote
Well things have certainly escalated.
They are now trying hire just about every merc corp there is. Already been told by some of them they refused.
Already recieved my first WarDec from one of the Merc Corp, expecting more. Dunno why though I will do the same thing I always do. Keep the war alive with the mercs client so the client keeps paying merc until they or the decided they can't anymore. At which point im back in business.
I know I can't face a merc corp on my own.
On that news I decided to see what all this ganking is about. Found him in a retriever and penetrator his retriever with my catalyst, just to make a point. I think it worked.
How does a corp like that have a wallet of over 200bill when they mine in hoarders, all of them. I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist. |
Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
328
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Posted - 2012.04.02 07:13:00 -
[55] - Quote
Dead Loss wrote:Cannibal Kane wrote:Well things have certainly escalated.
They are now trying hire just about every merc corp there is. Already been told by some of them they refused.
Already recieved my first WarDec from one of the Merc Corp, expecting more. Dunno why though I will do the same thing I always do. Keep the war alive with the mercs client so the client keeps paying merc until they or the decided they can't anymore. At which point im back in business.
I know I can't face a merc corp on my own.
On that news I decided to see what all this ganking is about. Found him in a retriever and penetrator his retriever with my catalyst, just to make a point. I think it worked.
How does a corp like that have a wallet of over 200bill when they mine in hoarders, all of them. Sweet Capsuleer Tears would like (and I also personally would like) to offer you their support and their services in griefing the **** out of this guy and this corp. Let us know what we can do, we will do it for free as long as we can find some reason to maybe profit from it at a later date (ransoms, salvaging them, etc).
Well, with a head on fight I won't beat these guys. They do however like to sit at Market undocks. So I will do what I do best, hit and runs on their neutrals that the light up with all their other fights. AlphaNado is ready and setup. Save spot everywhere.
Support is welcomed to cause crap for people. I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist. |
Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
328
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Posted - 2012.04.02 08:44:00 -
[56] - Quote
hah... They all left corp.
*Saves Names for Future wars*
On a side note, lets get back to what this threat is about. Exploding ships.
Some of my targets shows up with out Corp Friends to come through and kill me. Targets sitting in a Drake and Moa sitting at my HQ undock surrounded by about 6 other ships, so I decide to do something Stupid.
Normally I like to go in with a Heavily Armor tanked ships where it can dish out as well as take alot of Damage. I remember I got a Cynabal as payment so I quickly fit one up. Not normally a friend of speed or Shields I undock. Drake and moa is barely touch me as I MWD around the Drake taking it down. WIth the Moa instantly warping away.
Drake: http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12902212
I did how over get a kill on the Moa pilot later on, when I found him travelling around in a Drake.
Drake: http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12914674
As I take down the first Drake, one of the neut corp members try to assist with rr drones sitting in his Harbinger. So I dock and undock with my Harbinger:
Harby: http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12902623
At this point the pilot is not happy, promptly leaves and comes back with a Myrm. So I dock up and and undock with a Cane.
It been a while since I used my BC's. Forgot how much I love them.
Myrm: http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12902620 I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist. |
Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
328
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Posted - 2012.04.02 12:10:00 -
[57] - Quote
Josie solo wrote:
Goddam that's alot of damage taken on that myrm. How did you not die?
The Myrm was doing shyte damage.
Add that to a Double Plated Cane with about 41k pure Armor HP, and just under 600dps.
I still had about 60% armor left.
EDIT: Also, standing still makes me hit you easier. or it could have been the double web's and scram on him.
BC 5 is probly one of the best skills to have at lvl 5. I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist. |
Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
328
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Posted - 2012.04.03 22:07:00 -
[58] - Quote
Jacob Staffuer wrote:.........
Now those are mails worth posting if you stil got them.
I think i just caused a massive cluster **** in the mercs channel. Will post more once I see the end result.
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist. |
Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
330
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Posted - 2012.04.10 05:47:00 -
[59] - Quote
That was awesome.
One day.. One day I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist. |
Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
330
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Posted - 2012.04.10 13:31:00 -
[60] - Quote
lol I remember that. Was after a 2005 player of theirs.
Did not realise it put them that much into a flat spin. Had like 10 people convo with that link. Actually told the ceo im not planning on shooting at any of them... unless they shoot at me ofcourse. I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist. |
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Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
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Posted - 2012.04.14 20:13:00 -
[61] - Quote
That Brough a Tear of Joy to my right EYE.
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy African |
Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
343
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Posted - 2012.04.26 09:12:00 -
[62] - Quote
I have absent here for a while busy with a couple of other things.
Decided to have a go at Recording the fights rather than just commenting on them. Not all have been recorded since I forget to press zee button.
My first attempt was more of a tester.
Merlin vs Merlin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJIrYNMVlQU
The second vid is ofcourse is the mighty Thorax which is a compilation of a few kills.
Cruisers, Indy, Detroyers and a couple of BC's
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKO9h-gG4Qg
Apologies for the seconds ones quality, still getting to use to the recording thing as i said before.
I will be recording more of them and posted them here.
I also created a Youtube channel just for these vids. Constructive criticism of my crappy video editing welcome. I shall improve. I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy African |
Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
346
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Posted - 2012.04.27 12:40:00 -
[63] - Quote
Kuroi Hoshi wrote:Cannibal Kane wrote: Decided to have a go at Recording the fights rather than just commenting on them. Not all have been recorded since I forget to press zee button.
I'd add in an information panel off to a corner or else just some small text in the lower middle portion of the screen that provides some small commentary. "Caught this war target with some buddies" or "Convinced this guy to shoot me and he ran and got his drake" or whatever. Anything that puts the fight into some context enriches the viewing experience imo. If PiP is a bit above the editing software you have at the moment then I'd put it in the little intro shot you have and place that before every fight for 5 seconds or so. Also I'd add in either an ISK destroyed listing "Navy Caracal: 487 million with fittings" or else a screenshot of the killmail at the end (pulled from battleclinic, evekill, etc) with it viewable, at least for any high ISK kills. Basically have your video tell a very short story that stands by itself, especially if you plan to have a channel where people may see the video without reading the background in the thread. Also don't trust people to read your youtube descriptions either for commentary which is why I didn't suggest you just add it there. Just my 2 cents.
Thank for the advice. I shall see if i can get myself some decent editing software. I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy African |
Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
348
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Posted - 2012.04.30 06:28:00 -
[64] - Quote
As I look for more ships to pop with my Thorax and record, I keep forgetting to push the damn record button.
Found a guy mining in a Osprey, with a nice big can out. Flipped and off he warps, I am not expecting anything big but in warps a Drake.
I wish it had more faction items... Although the meta 4 BCU was nice to have as well since I have noticed prices have sky rocketed.
Kill:
http://eat.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13220018
Vid:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcTxF8x_ps4&feature=plcp
*and yes once I "buy" a new video editing software.. at least use a decent one I will make it prettier with little messages people seems to want. Right now I can't be arsed. I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy African |
Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
355
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Posted - 2012.05.06 06:33:00 -
[65] - Quote
As always got a lot of targets that only undock when en mass...
So I get into my Thorax and check if I can get some kills.
I see a can of a known can flipping corp, normally these will jump on you with numbers including ecm no matter what you have.
I think what the hell only 1 in system so if it is a trap ah well. I approach the can and a Cane de cloaks.
http://eat.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13280403
I do the customary GF in local with no response... Not my fault he could not take a Cruiser with a Cane.
I continue my search and notice a corp mining. A couple of orca's/hulks and a Raven.
I flip the can and the raven engages. With one of the hulks also releasing drones.
Yeah you can guess which one I went for first.
Hulk:
http://eat.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13285626
Raven:
http://eat.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13285727
In the end I had a the Raven, Myrm, and a Domi on me, my poor Thorax could not take the strain of such heavy fire, popped shortly after I popped the Raven.
Thorax Loss:
http://eat.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13285748
And yes, I realized afterwards I forgot to press the damn record button. I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy African |
Cannibal Kane
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Posted - 2012.05.07 17:02:00 -
[66] - Quote
He does have a point though.
If your going to ransom him let him go. If you want the killmail kill him.
Ransoming him then killing him does make it harder for those that actually honour ransoms. I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy African |
Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
418
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Posted - 2012.06.07 06:07:00 -
[67] - Quote
Hello All,
It has been a while since I posted here. With the recent changes, release of Diablo3, Max Payne 3 I have been a bit absent.
So after those gaming marathons it time to get back into business.
Last night decided to check my normal stomping grounds in my Thorax, saw a Brutix flying in the belts.
Check corp 3 of them in system 2 youngens and 2009 player. See two ospray in the belt mining of the same corp.
I steadily stroll to their can and the brutix warps in as well targeting me as I head towards them. My first though is that with his age and that ship. This is going to hurt.
*click *click
Cans flipped Ospray and Brutix engages. The Brutix to my surprise falls like a bag of Shyte and his dps is hardly noteworhty. He pops and two shots later the Osprey pop.
I do the customary gf o/ Gents, did not expect to win that.
I get a reply of FU from them.
How rude.
*to bad we can't click and drag killmails to the forums.
Brutix:
http://eat.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13587437
Osprey: (yes I know... I will pop an Ibis is it was red) He had a scram so a valid pvp target.
http://eat.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13587436 I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy African
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
420
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Posted - 2012.06.08 05:33:00 -
[68] - Quote
Once again, and as so many times before my post always start the same.
Got war targets docked, decided to go and visit some system with my Thorax.
Found 4 guys sitting a belt mining in Battleships and 1 Bestower.
1 Mining Mega, 1 Fully Kitted Mega and a Raven.
I drop my customary insulting can between all of them question their ships and their manhood against the phallic shape of my Thorax. And I am totally ignored.
I minute later the mining Mega drops a can which is quickly scooped up by me.
The Mega opens fire and the game is on, shortly afterwards the Raven opens fire. I quickly get under the Mega's guns and the Raven is doing minimal Damage to me.
The Mega is going down and the rest of their decides to bug out and warp out. They left their member to die in a blaze of glory...
Mega: http://eat.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13599170
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy African
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
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Posted - 2012.06.09 17:17:00 -
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Yeah I keep my KB classified for 3-4 days to keep people guessing. The smarter ones get around it though. I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy African
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
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Posted - 2012.06.12 14:12:00 -
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So I had a war with some german fighter corp.
The second the war went live all of them disconnected just about immediately. Two guys stayd online which was two of their oldest player.
Both of them decide to come after me. I was in a Cane and got caught on the gate by the Loki. Second pilot comes in with Tengu. I am toast I think and call on a buddy to urgently help me. He comes in a rep domi which was still unable to keep the amount of dps from those ships off me.
With double medium neuts on the Loki his hardeners shut-down and since he was using 100 navy cap boosters, my nuets ate through quickly enough, allowing me to eat through armor really fast. As the loki hits structure the Tengu warps away and the Loki pops.
My Cane looks like a flame ball sitting at half structure itself, I warp just as local explodes about how unfair the fight was with unfair numbers. Apparently 2v1 where 2 T3 against 1 Cane was more than fair against them. i sit there for a minute wondering what was unfair? A Cane and 1 rep Domi agaist two T3 ships...
I do see nothing wrong with the fact that somebody came and rescued my little ass from two T3 ships. If the Loki was fitted properly or had cap 800 charges I would have been dead since the Tengu and the Loki was putting out so much DPS, even the Domi was unable to negate it.
So I ask... was it wrong to call for help? I might fly alone but I can always call on a friends to assist.
Also I discovered the Loot fairy hates me.
http://eat.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13614660 I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy African
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
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Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
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Posted - 2012.06.13 05:20:00 -
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Reppyk wrote:Cannibal Kane wrote:He comes in a rep domi which was still unable to keep the amount of dps from those ships off me. From EFT (yes, I know) a rr domi with 4 T2 heads will remote a standard armor cane for 1200dps, before any ganglink or implants. A tengu can push 600dps, a loki about 550dps. You were in a shield cane ?
Armor Cane
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy African
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
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Posted - 2012.07.02 05:40:00 -
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Hello Fellow Space Captains...
Once again with the burden of Merc work away and myself enjoying what I use to do, I bring you this. A refreshing resurrection of Battleship kills using my Trusty Thorax.
I set off again, this time warping to planets to check directional for what type of ships are mining. Bingo, a badger, Abaddon, and a Hyperion with a can. No Doubt Mining Battleships..
I warp in and the badger pilot seems to be afk snce there were about 5 cans scattared around the two battleships.
Click Click... all their into my own can.
The badger pilot awakes and warp away, shortly followed by the two battleships. The abbaddon returns now fitted with weapons, as well as a condor and another Thorax.
All three of them engaged, I make way to the abaddon real fast for a tight orbit so I can take my time taking down the Condor and the Thorax.
Condor Down, Thorax warps away in half structure. The abaddon also falls really fast, just as the abaddon pops the thorax warp back in full armor and quickly falls and pops since I could keep him there.
After a look, I see nothing special to these fits. t1
Condor: http://eat.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13820179
Thorax: http://eat.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13820229
Abaddon: http://eat.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13820178
I think EVE-Kill might have had an issue there.
I decided to war dec them since I see alot of them fling around in Batlleships.
The minute the war starts... Well hello there...
http://eat.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13831134 I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
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Posted - 2012.07.03 05:28:00 -
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Once again and as all my other previous encounters I head of with my Thorax... why? because I have war targets all docked up nice and snug.
I sit a planet and check Directional, see two ship mining both from the same corp. I head in and do my customary snatch and grab. Both of them warp away.
A minute later a Catalyst and a Cyclone lands and engages. I go after the Cyclone first with and set my drones after the catalyst. Catalyst warp away and I slowly take down the Cyclone with him Shield boosting when ever he has enough cap to do so.
Short fight, good fight. After checking the mail I noticed that he fitted his ship to counter my Ships damage type.
Catalyst: http://eat.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13838524 I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
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Posted - 2012.07.03 18:07:00 -
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Some you win some you loose.
After another fruitless war target hunt I find a ferox mining with a hulk. I flip the can and the Ferox warps away.
I notice there are three of them in system. A drake warps in so I though a what the hell lets engage. And Suddenly a Tengu to.
Needless to say I did not last to long in that fight. I am however pissed at loosing my Corpses in the cargo hold.
Wolf: http://eat.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13869762
Going to put a dec through... I need to exact my vengeance and a Tengu is always a good target for that.
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Cannibal Kane
Geordie Freckler
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Posted - 2012.07.08 00:11:00 -
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I'm actually getting bored of telling Thorax Stories. I think it's time to use a different ship. Something people dojn't normally use perhaps?
You let me know... must be a cruiser though.
Anyway another Thorax story.
As per nomal i am sitting a planet checking direction what people are up to. see two Retrivers with a few cans.
I warp in flip. One retriver warps away and in comes a mammoth. he takes it all and is quickly dispatched. Local gets 2 more corp members. in warps a Raven, Drake and a Myrm. They promptly engage, I decide to go for the Raven first since it used by the youngest pilot.
We all know young players in Battleships are nice a squishy. Raven gets into armor and warp away. WTF? Warp Stabbed...
I go to work on the Drake, and the myrm warps away. Luckily the Drake dows not have a Warp Stab and popps making me happy.
I would have been happier with a raven kill to make up for the 11% armor I had left.
Drake: http://kane.griefwatch.net/?p=details&kill=1459 I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Cannibal Kane
Geordie Freckler
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Posted - 2012.07.18 07:03:00 -
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Samoth Egnoled wrote:Hi guys, First time posting here, Long time EVE player back to the game after a 2 year break. MondayOn monday afternoon, after reading C+P too much at work, i decided to try my luck at can flipping in Amarr. After about 15mins of badgering some Russian miners, it began to dawn on me that they had played 'knifey spooney' before and were just mocking me (Is it me or have carebears gotten awfully rude?). So i reluctantly called it a day, and went to spend time with the kiddies... Tuesday.So yesterday i decided that i would take a trip north into Lonetrek to see if any of the miners/mission runners were playing via drool-fed keyboard. after flipping a few cans a miner took a dislike for me cleaning up the universe and decided that i should be taught a lesson, so he warps off to the station and comes back in a Drake. Idiot 1After dropping loot off in a station i carried on merry way, where i find a poor hyperion being forced to mine veldspar by its evil overlord covetors, i thought to myself that he needed to be freed of his slavery. but unfortunately this group of slavers would not bite, disheartened i moved along cleaning the universe as i go... Shortly after, i find another with a distaste for those who like to keep the universe clean, he started bumbling in local about how i was a thief and that i shouldnt mess with peoples game time, i promptly informed him that i am providing a service and that the gameplay of the few must be sacrificed for the many, so that we can enjoy a cleaner universe. Any way he didnt like this and so.... Idiot 2Later on that afternoon, it was getting close to logging off time for me, to be honest i thought that i had likely found all the kills i was gonna get for today. But then i stumbled on a Gem of a miner, Can flipped and his hulk warped off, i expected him to come back in a bc like the rest..... oh how wrong i was, in warps a typhoon. I'm thinking 'can i really take a 'phoon in a 'Rax' well apparently this guy didnt have much in the way of smarts either... Idiot 3Hope you guys enjoyed, i know i did. Sam
That is awesome...
The Rax is a great ship for Flipping. People really under estimate it.
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Cannibal Kane
Geordie Freckler
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Posted - 2012.07.18 19:05:00 -
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Samoth Egnoled wrote:Quote:That is awesome...
The Rax is a great ship for Flipping. People really under estimate it. I love my Thorax, before my break i used to be a very t2 ship kinda guy. but now i'm lovin' the oldskool cruisers. BTW Kane, Big fan of your work. i've just this morning finished reading the pirate story thread beggining to end. Hoping to add some stories of my own. Sam
Welcome to the fold...
Ristin, the problem.... very few people actually learn. I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Cannibal Kane
Geordie Freckler
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Posted - 2012.07.19 08:08:00 -
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Ah love it.
Another Thorax pilot... I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Cannibal Kane
Geordie Freckler
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Posted - 2012.07.20 09:58:00 -
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Samoth Egnoled wrote:Forum Clone 77777 wrote:Samoth Egnoled wrote:I'm probably gonna mix it up a bit at the weekend, i would go with a missile chucker but you know how it is with Caldari ships and pvp.....
1 Mwd/AB, 2 Scram, 3 Web, 4 Cap injector - Ah only 1 slot left for a shield tank then :/
Sam I hope you realise that if you choose the right ship and fit, caldari ships are very good at pvp. I am aware of this, It was a general comment about comment not the few exceptions to the rule. Sam
I will be honest... I have not really found another ship that fills this role as well as the Thorax. It is great agaist frigs up to BattleShips.
I am Fiddling with a Moa fit.... right now. I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Cannibal Kane
Geordie Freckler
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Posted - 2012.07.23 12:12:00 -
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Alice Saki wrote:Samoth Egnoled wrote:Hi guys, First time posting here, Long time EVE player back to the game after a 2 year break. Idiot 1Idiot 2Idiot 3Sam When are ppl gonna learn that ship Eats Drakes, Oh well Gj Mate decent Read ^_^
To be fair though. A HAM Drake will eat the Thorax like chew toy.
The Drakes I lost against were HAM drakes. I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
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Cannibal Kane
Geordie Freckler
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Posted - 2012.07.27 06:42:00 -
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Some more Thorax Stories...
There is going to be a few killmails here.
As per normal doing my rounds in Lonetrek and Citadel checking directional for cans, I found.
Lone retriever mining with a few cans around him. Click and they are all mine. Pilot warp away and warp into 70km from me with a stabber. First though is he is going to kite me to death.
Stabber: Apparently not.... http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14086880
The next one I was giggling about with corp mates on TS. We were sitting on a gate waiting for wartargets when i see on directional two ships and a can. A Raven and a Osprey with the same name. Now this could be one person and one of those ships are sitting ready for the taking. Or he gave it to somebody/alt to do something.
I warp into the belt and here is Osprey mining which is the alt, the can also belongs to the alt. I flip the can and the Raven pilot returns, wondering what he is doing since he is now targeting me without aggression and fly away from me. True enough he opens fire and so does the osprey. I assist concord in popping the Raven and then pop the Osprey.
Osprey: http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14081965
Raven: http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14081962
The next one was a Maelstrom mining. I had to save that poor ship.
The owner was mining with a can out, so I quickly flipped it along with items in the can. The owner promptly told me FU in local, popped his own can and took everything back. End result...
Maelstrom: http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14088661
I am not even going to comment on these two kills.... what a travesty.
Hurricane: http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14117136
Harbinger: http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14133565
This is where I loose my Thorax.
Thorax Loss: http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14134382
I was doing my normal thing when I noticed a corp busy with a mining op. There are a couple of cans so I flip them all into mine. A minute later 2 ships warp away and comes back with a Tornado and a Rapier. Bother engages and in the heat of the battle one of the retrievers also decide to let loose his drones.
Retriever: http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14134390
Tornado: http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14134388
The rapier manages to get out of range in structure and warps away. I dock up repair and head back to the belt to find a Dramiel taking my can. I engage knowing I might be killed and the persons name loose really familiar. And so as I popped I remembered he is ranked 56 on BC, with a knack for killing really big ships with his Dramiel. So unable to track him, Pop goes my Thorax. I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Cannibal Kane
Geordie Freckler
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Posted - 2012.07.30 09:13:00 -
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So since my last Thorax Loss, I decided to go the frigate route.
In comes the Merlin.
I have always enjoyed the Merlin, love that little ship.
I got a couple of Cormarant kills with it and then noticed a corp mining. Flipped their cans and they come back with a Drake, Moa and a Cormorant.
The Drake is pounding me from 50km and the Moa and the Cormy is ontop of me. As the Moa falls the Cormy and the Drake warps away.
Moa: http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14142593
I head out and find a Scorpion rolling around in a belt. I pop a can and he warps away to return in a Ferox, and takes my can. As he goes down I get one of my corp members coming through system to get I on the Kill. I am not greedy and sharing is good.
Ferox: http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14142508
I continue alone onwards and find a nother can of somebody mining. Flipped and he comes back in a Ferox as well.
Ferox: http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14143255
As the evening goes by I get more Cruiser kills and Destroyer kills not really worth mentioning.
At the end my Merlin went up in a glorious explosion from the neut Osprey Trap.
Merlin Loss: http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14146723 I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Cannibal Kane
Geordie Freckler
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Posted - 2012.07.30 13:12:00 -
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I got that same Augor setup... and it has 2x 1600 plates.
Great little ship which I lovingly call, BrickWall. You can get those things to battleship type EHP.
Draga told me you said o/ I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Cannibal Kane
Geordie Freckler
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Posted - 2012.08.01 06:24:00 -
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Samoth Egnoled wrote:TuesdayLately i've been finding that i have a general hatred for the general public. Not meaning that i'm not a nice guy but my tolerance for idiots and stupid questions dwindles on a daily basis. with this in mind i've noticed that when someone erks me in RL, someone in EVE is going to pay for it..... My Afternoon started in a rather familiar fashion... With a hauler kill KillmailAfter that, i had trouble getting people to bite. But they were willing to leave their tasty profit filled t2 drones behind. i've baited those guys a few times, i just cant get them to bite. So i went on my merry way cleaning up the universe one miner dropping filled can at a time, till someone in took offense enough to do somthing about it. This next kill is just a tragedy, that Assault Frigate needed to be put to rest. KillmailThis last kill was an interesting one, i flipped his can so he warps off posting in local about how i could keep the 300k woth of ore in the can. So i stuck around for a few orbiting the can. Just as i warp off, he warps in, in a Caracal. Cursing i spin my ship round and warp back. To find that he warps to the belt i've just come from. knowing this i just wait for him to turn up. KillmailAfter the fight, he convo's me and we end up talking, he asks if my corp is recruiting as he wants to learn pvp. As i logged off he'd already spent an hour on our TS just chatting. Just goes to show that you dont always have to be nice to people to make friends.
Awesome.
Most of my best EVE buddies... are ex War Targets or people I have cheated out of 100's of Millions. Very few actually hold a grudge.
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Cannibal Kane
Geordie Freckler
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Posted - 2012.08.02 10:48:00 -
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Awesome stuff.
Keep it up. I always said your never to young to start and Character age does not matter.
If the Thorax pilot knew what he was doing his drones alone would have kept you from getting through his shields. I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Cannibal Kane
Geordie Freckler
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Posted - 2012.08.02 11:16:00 -
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OK so no kills, but for the past week or two this space poor pirate wallet was getting low and low to me was 1.2billion.
All my isk sits in my ships and items. I never need to go to Jita since that place is horrible.
Don't worry. I won't do this to any of you fine C&P folk. This is my home and you do not **** on your front doorstep.
I started watching the Merc Chat channel for people who is looking for people to attack others. Now I have tried being a merc and I was rather successful but the thought of declaring war against people I did not to have a war against did not sit right with me. Even for the isk and the grovelling to clients hoping you would get something extra.... BAH!
As people talked I would send them an email asking very nicely if they have been assisted, adding my cost and a magical % that needs to be paid upfront. Backed up by a personal KB that has more kills than some merc corp put together it was as simple as taking candy from a baby.
In less than a week my wallet sat at over 4 Bil, and today it is just under 10bil. For very little effort you can make alot of isk and that is always my plan to keep my playing. Now as stated earlier some people I will never scam since I might have friends in that corp, or I know them. Newb Corps I will not scam since I actually help them for free if people are bugging them.
When the "clients" ask for an update I send them this.
http://i48.tinypic.com/ounk1e.jpg
So far the guys find it extremely funny and reply with a llol or haha, "good one" after I send it that picture. It is nice not receiving any Tears and I prefer not to receive any since Tears are overrated.
Why share this since people will know... People already know, being banned from the Merc Channel does not stop me. There are always new faces asking for help.
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Cannibal Kane
Geordie Freckler
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Posted - 2012.08.08 20:36:00 -
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Taklin Adump wrote:Not my story, but suitable for this thread: http://soundcloud.com/gecko-1-1if you can't laugh at the last track you shouldn't be reading this thread. EPIC tears on TS. Enjoy.
Saw and heard that. For a moment it sounding the guy was holding back some pretty big crocodile tears. But he took that loss way to serous. I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
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Posted - 2012.08.13 18:50:00 -
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It's been a while since I actually posted a really decent kill here.
It has been a while since I used my Vengeance which is my fav ship in the game.
First system I check i see a Covetor with a can. I set warp and quickly flip them. Normally i would not expect anything, but he lock me and set his drones on me.
Covetor: http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14311217
At this point I am about to warp out when he land in a Raven and start shooting at me. I tackle and kill his drones, his dps is unable to break my passive recharge on my Vengeance, but at the same time. i am unable to break his tank since he was active tanked.. even it was horrible.
I got on the bat phone and got somebody to bring me atleast a drake so i can jump over and kill this guy.
Hence the massive damage done to him.
Raven: http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14311219
In another system I am cruising around in my Vengeance when i notice a cormarant mining and a Cynabal next to him from the same corp. I head over to the can and flip everything. Cynabal pilot engages and I quickly realise that he does not know how to use that ship. No MWD but AB so my scram is useless and he quickly get range. I head out in the other direction hoping he losses scram and he does.
So I warp away... check directional he is still there. I jump one system out where I have my Cynabal, jump back in to system and bloody hell he is still there on directional. I warp in tackle and quickly make short work of him.
Cynabal: http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14322432
Once again.. I forgot to press record. This was my first Cynabal kill.
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
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Posted - 2012.08.14 05:24:00 -
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Ristlin Wakefield wrote:Haha, to think I was so close to actually hiring you. But it bothered me having to turn to someone else to solve my problems, so we never ended up going through with it. Nice job though, looks like others weren't so lucky
I don't do that to everybody. Just yesterday I accepted a job that pays from somebody. I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
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Posted - 2012.08.20 11:20:00 -
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So After my previous Thorax Loss I decided to check if those guys are there again a couple of days later. I needed to revenge my Thorax.
I check which belt they are mining with a cloaky since I know if they use the same Gila and Raven from long range im going to loose it again. I see them mining so I start creating safe spots at 100km and 200km.
In I warp with my Thorax and flip a massive load of a few cans before they warp off. Sure enough as predictable as people are I see a Gila and a Raven on scan. 5 minutes of aggression left the gila warps in ontop of me and the raven sitting 60km. Both engage and I use my BM to warrp in ontop of the Raven.
I can;t take the Gila down since it tanks like nobodies business and I start eating through the raven shields very quickly. What I don't understand though.. not once did he use his shield booster. The Gila Pilot warps off since I am not going to sit there and die to it. I was already sitting at 40% armor left.
Raven Kill: http://eat.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14374468
Also had a fun weekend bugging war targets in their WH. I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
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Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
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Posted - 2012.08.21 08:07:00 -
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Samoth Egnoled wrote:
Take it easy
Looks like your having fun in Marmite. Good bunch of guys, you will enjoy it there since there are some really good PVP guys spread out between the corps in the alliance.
To many people for my liking. Less is more in my mind, but that's just me. I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
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Posted - 2012.08.21 16:51:00 -
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Still prefer being on my own though. I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
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Posted - 2012.08.22 05:19:00 -
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Ristlin Wakefield wrote:Cannibal Kane wrote:Still prefer being on my own though. Just a few months ago you were talking about wanting to join Hydra Reloaded at some point
Yep, but that is a long term Goal for me.
Not now.
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
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Posted - 2012.08.31 04:37:00 -
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So the past few days I started moving to Amarr space. Why? It looks pretty and my KB consist of 80% Caldari kills so I just got tired of shooting at Drakes.
Last night I decided to scope of my new space take record of corps I see around and number of people. As I am checking Dscan going through the systems I see some cans at a belt with Covetors. I warp in and flip them all. 3 members of the corp in system and one of them warps in with an APOC.
He sits there for a minute and yellow boxes me and lets loose. It did not stand a chance.
http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14484656
While this was taking a place another members warp in with a Navy Apoc. He just stood there watching me and warped away. Would have really been nice if he also engaged.
And I actually recorded it as well.
My first day in and around my new home. I am going to like it seems. I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Cannibal Kane
Geordie Freckler
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Posted - 2012.09.11 08:36:00 -
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So I finally caved....
Lowered myself to started a blog type thing to post my stories and vids. I will be filling the more memorable stories from this thread to the blog in the next couple of days.
And then add some new ones of things that happened since my last post in the pirate thread.
I have also bought myself a new gaming laptop for EVE so those that have the need to criticize something can send me mail so I can break in my laptops new delete key.
Blog Link: The Kane Madness
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Cannibal Kane
Umkhonto We Sizwe
530
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Posted - 2012.09.13 08:01:00 -
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Ristlin Wakefield wrote:Cannibal Kane wrote:So I finally caved.... Lowered myself to started a blog type thing to post my stories and vids. I will be filling the more memorable stories from this thread to the blog in the next couple of days. And then add some new ones of things that happened since my last post in the pirate thread. I have also bought myself a new gaming laptop for EVE so those that have the need to criticize something can send me mail so I can break in my laptops new delete key. Blog Link: The Kane Madness You are going through the web 2.0/tech Kane phase right now. Judging from the signs, I believe the next phase will either be emo Kane or hipster Kane. If you start finding yourself posting blog updates in a coffee shop with a name that isn't trademarked, be worried. Those are early signs of a hipster.
Went through all that a long time ago. It's called puberty... in any event I don't want to continually spam this thread. And with others asking me to do I did.
The trick now.... is keeping it up to date. I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Cannibal Kane
Umkhonto We Sizwe
559
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Posted - 2012.09.28 11:22:00 -
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OK so i tried the whole Blog thing. That just does not work for me... It could be that I am just to lazy or it could be I feel to far removed from you fine gents browsing this forum.
In any event, While I was near Amarr flying around in my Thorax I found somebody can mining. Can mining with the new buffs? Unbelievable.
In any event I take his things and make it mine. Apparently this person flies with a friend that sets traps using his miner buddy. Than shoops in and kill the would be can flipper. He learned fast and hard that a thorax is more than a match for an ill prepared hurricane.
Hurricane Killmail
He convo'ed me afterwards for the GF and telling me he checked my KB and was cocky since he has been killing noobs and other player for a while like this now in that system. I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Cannibal Kane
Umkhonto We Sizwe
559
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Posted - 2012.09.28 11:46:00 -
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With the recent mining buffs the chance of finding that one great can that escalates into a BC/BS kill is becoming far and wide.
As a result I have been kicking up the War effort and I always just seem to fight the right targets that are willing to engage me in hopes for that Bounty on me. Not to mention it is also a great way to earn ISK. Since it only takes so many people before a CEO buckles and hands over the ISK.
My most recent war scored me about 12 kills in less than an hour with 22 war targets throwing ships at me to try and break my Cynabal. Not normally a ship I choose but wanted to give it a try and it was an awesome battle.
BattleReport
This fight netted me 2 faction cruiser kills, ships I have not killed yet so it makes me happy. I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
644
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Posted - 2012.10.28 22:59:00 -
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o/ Thank You...
Will be posting some more in the next couble of days. Been busy with wars. I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
656
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Posted - 2012.11.02 05:32:00 -
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Shamus O'Reilly wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os5TXyJlEMc <--- this thread is full of this and i love it!
You linked the wrong one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=zLGkuG0WWtA
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
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Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
665
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Posted - 2012.11.06 07:53:00 -
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For the past couple of weeks now I have resorted in doing the WarDec thing. To be honest I always have but I started focusing alot more on Wars than I use to. The reason for this was due to the Barge changes, there are now very few instances where you actually see people mining with cans. Systems that were full of it now have AFK retrievers mining to their hearts content.
ahem... suicide alt in training right now.
For most of my 2 years of training I have focused on sub Battleships... focusing my skills on frigates, then cruisers and BC's and Tech II along with the support skills around them. I finally fininshed training for Amarr battleships and Large Spec turrets and had a massive itch to test them.
It just so happens I had a future war in system and a "White Knight" in a scorp that I presumed is going to help them. Since the war is not active yet the White Knight popped a can. I took with my Celestial Tool of Destruction and he red boxes me from 7km.
End result...
Scorpion barely last 30 seconds... I am not really a bit BattleShip fan but that fault Awesome.
http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=15080180
Ransoming corps seems to be a hit miss thing. For the most part i would notify the corp CEO that before I commit to fireing at his members for X amount I will retract. The normal response is a resounding, blow it your hole... 600 mil in losses in less than a day and the Offer is accepted.
Yes most kills is industrial... I recieve alot of hatemail about the need for me to go into low or null and die. and my Bounty has grown to 610mil. Fun times to be had.
I will keep updating these things if people want. Otherwise tell me to shut my trap as I terrorize corps and I will.
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
678
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Posted - 2012.11.14 17:44:00 -
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So I am sitting in Piekura and I see a alot of ships warping to station and back to some random planet. Being curious I go and have a look. 2 moons there so I pass by the moons first. Lo and behold a corp blasting a small pos. I head back out and the gears in my head start ticking.
a day later I wardec the corp making them think I was hired by the owner of the corp to which the pos belonged to. I pop a few ship and make it known to each member that was on the killmail I was hired to kill each and every one of them.
First to go was him:
http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=15150919
After that loss the corp start to loose alot of members. I convinced the MAC pilot that once he leaves corp i will still be coming after them.
But since i popped his mac I will look the other way for 150mil.
Then i also send a mail to one of the other out of corp guys. Which just happens to be this guys nephew. So he ask how much for him. 300mil. in total 450mil was handed over.
So in total, 400mil killed and 450mil isk made,
War Report: http://kane.killmail.org/?a=cc_detail&ctr_id=19497
I move onto the next corp.
War is declared and one of their members is quick to to convo about paying us off to go away, but he has no isk so he will talk to the ceo.. The CEO of the corp being brash tells us to stick it. So I did, my HAM's right into two of his members MAC's and CNR.
CNR: http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=15162382
MAC: http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=15161550
I finally get the chance to pop one into their CEO as well. The CNR pilot leaves corp and once again I make full use of this since the primary reason he did not give us any isk. Is because he said he did not have any. The minute the CNR left corp he creates a new corp and undocks in another CNR.
Feeling cheated he is notified that lying is impolite and for that we are coming soon.tm. Or he could give us the CNR. A minute later I have a CNR in my hanger, Contract is put up and barely a minute later it is bought by the same person.
War Report: http://kane.killmail.org/?a=cc_detail&ctr_id=19498
Got a couple of wars going. I need more isk to fund a new ship I want to buy. Bhaalgorn is expensive. I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
691
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Posted - 2012.11.16 08:20:00 -
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lol thanks for the Compliments gents.
My newest contracts kicked off with 1 guy wanting me to go after 1 alliance and 1 corp both of which are Russian Dunno if he is mad at them since he was also russian.
Last night was a stellar start with over 6 Billion isk in Damage done. The alliance came after us and lost 3 ships in a fleet 9 before the rest bugged out when we engaged with 3 ships doing over 4000dps in total. From there they left to lick their wounds.
War Report: http://kane.killmail.org/?a=cc_detail&ctr_id=19538
The Corp we went after seemed odd. It was a turkey shoot. Even with us in system we had Tengu's going to mission like we were not even there. 1st Tengu popped and podded. Second Tengu popped and podded a while later and a 3rd.
It was as if there was no communication between members, no acknowledgement that we were even there.
War Report: http://kane.killmail.org/?a=cc_detail&ctr_id=19539
It was a Gift bag for us. Kill a Tengu pop pod.
This is going to be a good couple of wars. I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
737
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Posted - 2012.11.30 04:48:00 -
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Ok...
So as with most things I am not a complete ass. I also help out Indy corps for free when they are constantly harassed by the same corp. Most of the time all it takes for the guys to stop is a polite email from me and the dec is dropped. I actually do prefer to work things out with my fellow war deccerds.
I have a buddy that has shunned the PVP lifestyle I so richly enjoy and joined an indy/missioning corp. (To each their own) this corp was decced so I politely asked the guys to please retract the war. I was met with your normal verbal abuse of guys with to much testosterone buildup and noway to let it loose other than their rooms local plumbing.
i know what I am capable off and facing a small fleet of legions, Command ships and neut RR is not one of them. There is just noway I would be able to face a force like that on my own. As with most I also have friends, I get on my Bat Phone calling up a old Corp member of mine. Elijah Ghost from the Monkeys with Guns. [BNANA] Alliance.
A couple of hours later the war was retracted, realizing they are now chewing off a lot more than they will be able to handle. Sometimes a fight can be won or lost with the mere mention of a name. In this case The Monkeys with Guns came through for me, and my buddy is able to enjoy his Indy/Mission Lifestyle.
Although I do enjoy flying alone I have a lot of good friends I made through Wars and the Stories here that gives me the ability to call for assistance or even helping them out when required.
To those that are always willing to assist me when I really need it. I raise my Beer Glass to you guys.
yes this story does not contain kills. I have over 11 Billion in kills this Month if you can go and check those out. i even have some losses.
o/ I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Cannibal Kane
Umkhonto We Sizwe
831
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Posted - 2012.12.13 19:09:00 -
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OK,
So I have been gunning to try out the new Kill Rights system. Lucky for me, this happened.
Raven Navy: http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=15477444
POD: http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=15477443
I was busy camping war targets when he undocked in that Navy Raven. I don't know if my large bounty blinded him, but suddenly I am being shot at by this punk. Concord swoops in to safe me and I get point on him to make sure I get the KillMail.
I noticed that just for the act of engaging me, gave me Kill Rights. So I waited, every time he logged on I go and check what he is flying. Today it was a Rattlesnake. Since you have to activate the Kill Right with him on grid I sat in system with him and a corp mate sat on the other side of the gate to point him. Knowing that a Rattlesnake can Tank like Hell I decided to bring out the big guns. It is not often anybody sees me in a Battleship.
Sure enough he lands on the gate, I activate the Kill Rights and he jumps with me jumping behind him. Corp mate points him and we proceed to do what is right and properly make use of those Kill Rights.
Rattlesnake: http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=15501542
POD: http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=15501866
I must say, my first experience with Kill Rights was a very good one. Thank You CCP. I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals The Marmite Collective
1385
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Posted - 2013.02.06 12:41:00 -
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Manu Militari wrote:^^ lol Goodstuff. Need moar stories, Kane where are you? My entertainment at work is seriously lacking with the slowdown
And I do miss posting stories in here. I have not forgotten this Pirate Thread, I need to go out and do what I use to do, Right now I am more focused on the members in the corp hoping that they enjoy themselves while I plan my next solo adventures. "I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Cannibal Kane
The African Terrorist
1422
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Posted - 2013.02.14 18:10:00 -
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Reppyk wrote:culo duro wrote:[20:06:58] Unknown relation to kill > You couldnt handel real pvp where the enemy fights back. [20:08:03] Unknown relation to kill > Your just compensating. [20:08:11] Unknown relation to kill > o/ Fly safe nub. It's not tears, but still entertaining.
I get that alot.... "I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Cannibal Kane
Somali Coast Guard Authority
2393
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Posted - 2013.09.19 08:16:00 -
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Well...
It been a while and I got alot of stuff thaty has happened since I last posted. So might as well start back posting till about now.
I find myself in Yarebap listening to war targets in system after they lost their first barge in the war. I donGÇÖt smack in local so I idle at the undock waiting for 1 of the 15 docked to undock. I suddenly have a neutral in local sit at the undock challenging and daring me to shoot at him but refusing to accept my dueling request. He keep chest beating how I wonGÇÖt shoot at him so the inevitable happens, I wardec them.
These guys stay docked and the person that dared me in the first place stays offline (go figure). 3 days later I noticed 4 account online and in space in Haatamo. I rush my recon that way and notice 3 Freighters in convoy moving towards amarr. No time to reship or refit with more points I head down the pipe from Kamio and catch my first freighter. Of course the rest dock up and log off.
Obelisk Kill
I get a message from the CEO
CEO GÇô come to an agreement, we are miners. as if were going to fight backGǪ. CK GÇô That is up to youGǪ CK GÇô Then you can kick this person for causing you trouble. CEO GÇô mind if i know how you were threatened? CEO GÇô making him leave corp is fine, what other requests are there? CK GÇô I just want iskGǪ CK GÇô I donGÇÖt care what you do with him. CK GÇô I was busy with other people and he dared me to try and attack him. So I declared war to do so. CEO GÇô 100m then? 50m for the war, and 50m to make up for having to war. CEO GÇô Since due to the KMGÇÖs youGÇÖve costed well over 1.5-2b of damages. CK GÇô I have had a lot smaller corps give me a lot more. CK GÇô Since 100mil is such a jokeGǪ I will continue the war. CEO GÇô fine 3 plex CK GÇô You have a deal
That right 3 PLEXES was contracted to me and I retracted the war.
Picture of the Contract "I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Cannibal Kane
Somali Coast Guard Authority
2395
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Posted - 2013.09.19 08:37:00 -
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As I normally do I War Dec another corp.
Watching these guys I see guys before the war starts. They are at HQ practicing and testing Tank/DPS before the war starts.
A couple of Battleships and a T3, with a lone Orca Pilot and his Alt mining at the belt while this goes on. The second the war starts I jump in and warp to the belt to kill the Mining Op.
Battleships and T3 dock the second I jumped in.
Mining Op Kill
I like 1 Bill Pods.
The Next day after a few more losses the CEO logs on and convos me so we agree to retract the war for 1 Bill.
I retract the war and and promptly after that. Same guys that lost his Orca warps another one to the belt to start mining.\
2nd Mining Op Kill
This time they were smart enough to warp the pods out.
I did not say I was going to stop shooting at them did I? "I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
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